JonLowndes101

Hi Chris! Nice to meet ya! Welcome to the mad house buddy! :D

PMSL!! :rofl:

Dude, it's so fooking infair what there doing to you it defies belife! :rant: If the worst does happen though just remember we'll all miss you too here and we def will not forget ya!!! :bow: When you come back we'll still be on here having late night slagging matches and having bets on what Timmy Turbo is gonna post next and maybe we might all be driving 350Z'ds by then god forbid :( but the important thing is you've done nothing wrong and you've got nothing to be ashamed of. Your a great guy and will be sadly missed :cry: but hopefully it won't be for long!!!! :hyper: Chin up buddy and look on the bright side, this is just a temporary glitch in an unfair world...

I've even crossed me balls for ya mate!!! Hope it all fires up ok cause after this im not gonna be firing anything! :D

Yes please Nick!!! I'll subscribe when I get paid the end of this month though promise! :dance:

I only got Christmas Day off, but tripple time for the rest of it so new Z mods at the end of january when i get me wages!!! :dance: :dance:

He's very cute mate!!! I want one!!

and again from this film.. "Hell private Joker, I like you so much, i'm gonna invate you over and let you Fook my sister!" :rofl:

Cum on!!! Spread the love!!! :D

Yeah pretty much the same here but all is good thanks! This place is still mad as ever though but you gotta love it!!! :bow:

Chunk pi55ed up then getting lucky with 10 girlys all giving him a syncronised "golden shower"???? :confused: Sorry Rich, I didn't mean it really!!! ;)

Chris mate, have you invented something to do it for you???? :confused: How much is it gonna be for a group buy please???!!! :rofl:

I thought you we're trying to invent tiny micro nano inhalers for them, what happend??? Did your reasearch and development company run out of money???! :confused:

Hey Duffs back! :hyper: The sane voice for an insane forum!! Welcome back dude!!! :bow: Just noticed you've returned on another thread!!! Hope your well and life's treating you good!!! :D

Hello Andy mate!!! Long time no see!!! :D

Gonna start the Simon Cowell appreciation club I think! :D

PMSL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Not yet but us baked bean lovers have got to stick together! :D

Anyone here into power \/\/anking at all???? Might just be a favorate national past time down here in cornwall... You gotta see how many you can manage in a day... Think my mate holds the record, he's up to 9 Power \/\/anks in a day...

Hey just noticed good ol John Dixon is currently active on here!!! Welcome back buddy! :dance:

Yes Scotty, it does doesn't it!!! ;)

The door staff I know rekkon In some ways it will be better because you won't having a mass exodus of people leaving a club or pub at any one time and there for hopefully it will reduce crime and after club brawles...

"Go on, open it!" "What the dog???? It's not a fookin tin of baked beans" "Ahh, Tyrone... You silly fat b/\stard!" "If you EVER do that again, then i'll kick B/\STARD LIVING FOOK OUT OF YOU IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS" "Once you've seen a womans cum face, you've seen her soul!"

Leave Timmy alone he's a fookin leg end!!! One of the most fun charicters on here and every club needs it's own jester! ;)

Don't worry Si, I still luv ya!!! :D