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Daves_Zed

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  1. This one.......... (yes, I really should get a better copy of Kill Bill 2 ;) )
  2. Det. Frank Drebin: My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene. Det. Frank Drebin: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
  3. Spot-on Andy (as usual ;) )
  4. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm ROFLMGDFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's soooooooooooo funny! :D Hmmmmmm NO, that's not it :D
  5. Ep 1) A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise) Ep 2) Ring of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment) Ep 3) The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) Ep 4) Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) Ep 5) Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) & Ep 6) Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) ;) :D
  6. [Jane climbs a ladder] Frank: Nice beaver! Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums. Ed: No way for a man to die. Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go. Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible. Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind. Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards. [Wilma cries again] Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense... [Wilma cries again] That's it for now ;)
  7. I'm not registered, and I got straight in :confused: Anyway, pics were posted last week .... http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=82159&highlight=skyline ;)
  8. Genius :D Right, off to watch the other one.
  9. Watching Airplane II next :D Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur. Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn. Clarence Oveur: Unger. Unger: Oveur. Dunn: Oveur. Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work. Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn. Dunn: Yep. Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger. Unger: Yep. Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn. Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn. Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
  10. Damm!!! Now how did you guess soooo quickly? ;) :rofl:
  11. .... what I've just watched????? :D Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. :nana2: :dance: :nana2: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  12. Hmmmmmmm, not really my cup of tea :) but if you're happy with it, then so be it. BTW, here is the pink 350Z I was talking about on the other thread.....
  13. Yep, that is correct.
  14. It didn't look all that hard to do!! My mechanic had the car on his lift, took the wheel off, and just hammered the disc until it freed off. Then punched the old stud out of the hub and replaced the new one in. I'd recommend using a torque wrench when putting the nuts back on to make sure that the new stud is pulled through properly!
  15. I presume the front is the same as the rear....... I had to have my rear disc removed so that my sheared stub could be replaced. This is because they have an end piece on the stud to stop it from coming all the way through. HTH
  16. Hi zebedee, Using This Link, it shows the wiring diagram for the Z32 ariel circuit (clicking anywhere on the page takes you to the next page, location of loom and timer relay) I can't see any purple or green wires onto the ariel unit :confused: (I've also checked on two other wiring diagrams for different years, and still nothing) Don't forget about the timing relay, if your replacing the whole unit with an after market one, it'll have it's own timer relay built in. Incidentally, you can still obtain OEM ariels from ebay in the States. HTH EDIT** CLICK HERE for the colour codes.
  17. Put my first one on a Z32 windscreen today :D (You know, the little credit card sized 300zx.co.uk advertising cards sent out to us) Well I was just walking across ASDAs car park here in Grantham, this afternoon, and what should I see, but a Black JSpec Z32 ;) (you wasn't expecting me to say that, was you? :rofl: ) So I continued to my Z, got a card out of the centre console, and then realised that I didn't have a pen, and hadn't already written my forum name on :headvswal So I placed it on his windscreen anyway. Lets hope he/she come on-line and takes a look :D
  18. I always thought that your ip addy was the individual PC, not the router??!! My router is open, but you need the NTL password and account details to use it! :D
  19. Bloody Copy & Paste :headvswal :headvswal Now corrected ;)
  20. Sounds about right to me :D
  21. Sacrilege!!!!!!!! Disgusting changing from rare Cherry Red Pearl, to common Black!!!! :headvswal :smash: :smash: :smash: :tongue:
  22. He said............... "Hello, I have a red switch on top of the right hand pod, would this be a standard fitment on a Japanese TT?? Also, what do you think it does? Also could anyone tell me, is there an easy and quick way of tacking the clocks out? Because I've pushed the trip button in and now it's stopped the odometer from working!!!! Any info would be appreciated... Thank you." ;) There you go, easy isn't it? :D
  23. :shock: OK........ whatever floats your boat!! ;) Nice find Si
  24. I bought a whole cow for mine (as in hide, not the whole ****ing cow!!!) got plenty left over in case of any problems, tears etc later. Dave PS, got it off eBay for about £100
  25. Happy Birthday bud :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: Have a good one :D

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