Andy Isherwood

Ok this is threat.............I am a good shot with a teddy bear and can spit a dummie a good 20 feet with devastating accuracy. ;) No worries Mate. You were only doing what you were told.... :rofl:

Yes I agree no more post on this. Oh Bugger, this is another post........ I've gone cross eyed.

Not my style Mate, I have nothing to hide and wont be doing anything behind anyones back. If I have anything to say it will be out in the open. You didn't answer the question...... DID YOU FIND IT FUNNY WHEN YOU READ IT???????? don't tell me you didn't crack a smile!!! You got to admit Kim It was a impressive cock! Andy

fpmsl!!

Fair comment Mate, Just do me a favour, Explain to who ever you need to that I will be the first to appologise to anyone who is upset. If you new me you would know what I am like, I like to make people smile if I can and everything I say is tounge in cheek. Well, apart from the serious stuff! I don't want to be hounded on here and have my Freedom of speach compromised. I have a right to my sense of humour as so do you. All I ask from now on is that if there is a complaint that I get to know who and why so that I can give them a wide birth in the future so as to avoid further upset. By the way do you ever get complaints and refuse them? Next thing you know I will be complaining about the amount of swearing done by some of the moderators. Oh no, hang on I have a life!!!!! Andy

Kim, stand up and be counted here then mate, did you find it funny? Surely as a paying member, we can express our self, it's only a bit of fun mate. Also, who's getting you to do there dirty work? Andy

Morning Sarah, no more for me thanks, I've just got to finish this bottle of wine before I go to the off licence to buy my lunch. Andy

Not sure i understand yer point there matey can you explain? Andy

Hi Mate, Got a pm from Kim this morning saying there had been complaints and I was on a warning. It was a bit vague to be honest. I guess we can't all share the same sense of humour. What to do?..........

Half a miute! Bugger! I put it on about 1am I think, so it sat there all night untouched.

Fook me you saw it then? I only logged on at 10 this morning! Did it get any replies or am I going to have to do a large omlette at lunch time? Andy

Guess I won't be putting up anymore competitions!

That has to be the shortest thread ever! My next reply was going to be a reference to giving the little fella a condom sleeping bag and stuffing him up the chocolate passage. I feel my artistic freedom is being stifled. :rofl:

Looks quite big. Wait for it...................... ;)

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Sorry to hear about your Gran Mate. I found it tough when my Grand Parents went. Try and stay strong this comming week and be there for your family. Andy

Deepest condolences Mate. Try and stay strong for your daughter and Charles's family if you can. Best Wishes, Andy

When mentioning the club, it might be worth mentioning andy Charity runs or events we have taken part in, just for good measure. It always help to elevate things alittle when speaking to customer servise head honchos. Andy

Well spotted Mr Duff. This site is full of ****ing amatures. Andy

Can't re-size pictures and stuff!! Andy

Can you help me on my sig? Andy

Cheers Mate.

Anything but red! And

Cheers Mate, I'm getting really fed up with constantly polishing th efooking things. It seems like they tarnish after a few days and then I'm back to spending time and money just to keep them shiney. Is there a wax or something I can use after polishing? The Brilliant stuff is ok for buffing but not for protection. Help! Andy

There is a full cream interior for sale if anyone is interested. 2+2 with 8 inch door speaker builds and costom sub as well, all for £650 if anyone is interested. Andy