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>Signs You've Been Living Somewhere Too Long > > > >LONDON > >1 You say 'mate' constantly. > >2 You think it is perfectly normal to pay over £3.00 for a pint. > >3 Anyone not from London is a 'w*nker'. > >4 Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern > >w*nker'. > >5 You have no idea where the North is. > >6 You see All Saints in the Bar Met (again) and find it hard to get >excited > >about it. > >7 The countryside makes you nervous. > >8 Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are >a > > >stalker. > >9 American tourists no longer annoy you. > >10 You talk in postcodes. 'God, it was really warm round SW1the other >day'. > >11 You can't remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in >the > >city. > >12 You didn't realise that 'Paddington Green' is REAL. > >13 You hate Mancunians > > > >LIVERPOOL > >1. You have an urge to steal. > >2. You think Brookside is a 'glamorous' soap. > >3. You think Hollyoaks is 'posh'. > >4. You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are. > >5. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car. > >6. You start to cry when you hear 'Ferry cross the Mersey'. > >7. You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humour. > >8. You often wonder why you don't hear of many Scouse comedians any more. > > >9. You think everyone's heard of Greg Pateras > >10. You start thinking that Plymouth sounds nice. > >11. You hate Mancunians. > > > >GLASGOW > >1. You say 'pish' all the time. > >2. You say 'aye' all the time. > >3. You end sentences with 'like' i.e. 'I'm no goin' there, like, it's > >pish'. > >4. You think McEwans beer is great, ignoring the fact it 'tastes of pish > >like'. > >5. You get an urge to punch everybody you meet. > >6. You punch everybody you meet. > >7. You get drunk before, after and during punching everybody you meet. > >8. You are incomprehensible. > >9. People seem to be scared of you when you say where you are from. > >10 You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing the words >'Edinburgh' > > >or 'England'. > >11. You have heart disease aged 26 due to all deep-fried pizzas you have > >consumed since birth. > >12. You hate Mancunians > > > >DUBLIN > >1. You say 'I'm Grand' all the time. > >2. You think of Guinness as if it is the sixth food group. > >3. You disagreed with 2. - Guinness is the FIRST food group. > >4. You're pale and white... yet compared to others your suntan looks >good. > > >5. You say 'Are you Grand ?' all the time. > >6. You say 'Isn't it grand' all the time. > >7. You say 'That'd be grand' all the time. > >8. You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan. > >9. You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of > >it. > >10 You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or > > >potatoes > >11. You say 'Your man' all the time. > >12. You say 'Your woman' all the time. > >13. You say 'It's grand that your man asks if I'm grand' all the time. > >14. You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked > >for you by someone's mammy - at 35. > >15. You talk about 'dinners' and 'mammys'. > >16. You hate Mancunians > > > >CARDIFF > >1. You say "Boyo" all the time even to females. > >2. You fancy Cerys Matthews or Tom Jones or both. > >3. Phlegm gets sprayed everywhere when you mention place names. > >4. You can say Llanfairpwllpyngyllgogisiliollantesliogogoch quite clearly > > >after seven pints of Brain's Best Bitter. > >5. You hate Mancunians. > > > >BIRMINGHAM > >1. You wonder why everybody laughs at you when you speak. > >2. You always say "Oroight!" when you greet your friends. > >3. You hate Mancunians. > > > >MANCHESTER > >1. You go mad when somebody who is not from Manchester says 'mad fer > >it','Nobody says that EVER!' you scream. > >2. You say 'mad fer it' when back in Manchester. > >3. You think fisherman's hats are attractive. > >4. You support Man City out of principle. > >5. You see Coronation Street stars all the time and think nothing of it. > >6. You think Londoners are 'soft southern w*nkers'... until they kick >your > > >head in at a footie match. > >7. You get a freckle and consider yourself 'sun-tanned' > >8. You deny that it rains all the time ... as you struggle home with the > >shopping in yet another torrential downpour. > >9. You won't pay more than £1.50 for a wrap of skag. > >10. People start yawning when you talk about how great Manchester is > >11. You are too stoned to realise that everyone hates Mancunians.

Yeah I got told my head gaskets was "probably leaking" simply because there was some dirty brown stuff in the expansion tank. :mad: Take it elsewhere.

Mine's like blowing over the top of your bottle ;)

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Muhahahaaaaa! Beat me to it :D:D

Lord

http://www.gtgrafix.com IIRC :)

LOL You're not wrong :D:D!!

Hmm I get loads of honking too since the boost was upped, for about 0mmhg to 3mmhg normally, might try checking for leaks.

Apparently there is one, can't see it myself :confused: :D :D

Efficient

And MATTY!!!!!! - get yourself down to the Pod on the 17th!! And I'll whup yo' ass too! :D:D:D

Bring it on :D:D !! Boost schmoost ;) My zed will be David to your Goliath! :D

An update on my problems: The conzult at Billing confirmed the TPS was the fault (Thanks Jeff :), and Danny for the offer on the day :) ) Went to John Dixon's to fit rear suspension and play with the new TPS and wiring. When the new TPS was on, the autobox fault was still there - so must be the wiring we thought. A multimeter pointed to a problem with the loom wiring to the TPS :( First of all tried the ECU end, wiggled the loom-ECU connector and *click* - the revs immediately change note and drop to normal idle! Woohoo! :D:D Car runs brilliant now, no power light flashing or odd gearchanges. And the ALC works too :D:D So check your ECU connection :o :o And a big thanks to JD for the work, again!!:) Pete

I'll be there on the 17th, with no huge spoiler to weigh me down ;) . Mines running sweee-ee-eet again, thanks to a new TPS and connecting the ECU loom connector properly :o :D . Auto will prevail :D:D And you'll be drinking your own p1ss off my soggy chips :D:D:D;) Pete :)

Not against me at the Pod you won't ;):D

Hmmm I *only* get 12psi from 1.0mm jets :confused:

Me! I'll race anyone, me :D:D See you there, think its in October mind... :) But the hardcore zed draggers (me, TonyC, AdamR(a different sort of dragger ;):D ) to name a few ;) ) are usually presents at most RWYBs. :D

Feck me - I'm not suprised - think of the rarity of parts on a late 19th century auto! ;):D

1991 1.4 Astra merit for 8 months 1994 1.8 Mondeo for 10 months 1990 3.0 300ZX TT for 6 months :D:D Short but damn sweet in the end :D Pete

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