pete shrimp

I've got Goodyear Eagle GSDs and am v pleased with them...more grip in the rain than previous tyres

Here here Tossers like that need to realise they're not above the law.

Are you jealous Dildo? :slap:

Paul's do-gooder gayboy award :p

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/quote.php Oh dear... Your soul is worth £9589. For your peace of mind, 79% of people have a purer soul than you. :(

:mac1: WTF is that meant to be? :rofl:

Can you get knob rebuilds? :eek:

Aussie Trophy cabinet for sale :D:D

Yeah mines tight too (!) It must have a small split near the end.

My policy with A.Flux was £2,500 plus another £140 when I declared my induction kit :rolleyes:

Right the HICAS diagnostic showed up no flashes...presume that means no fault :rolleyes: However my PS fluid is low LOL :eek: and the pipe off the bottom is wet with fluid. That'll be it :D Job for Saturday. Cheers lads :) Dunno about the ABS tho :confused:

Yeah and it only flicks through the images once. Looks good tho :cool:

Good point Willie, just seems a bit too similar to the first problem. Gonna check levels and do a HICAS diagnostic. I *think* there's 15 ft in the work carpark til I hit the wall lol. Some of these bloody dianostics are worse than PS2 cheats to master :rofl: Cheers Pete

:rolleyes: About half of the guests are "reporting posts" too :rolleyes: WTF??

For nothing... Adjust your throttle body butterflies to horizontal. Connector cleaning, WILL improve performance if it wasnt clean to start with. Peter

Oh and my ABS system is cack, I need to do a diagnostic as I've locked up in the wet quite easily this last week.

Hi A while back I was getting the old heavy steering/speedo failure/HICAS & ABS lights on, usually when wet and/or cold. I jacked the car up the other week, wiggled, squeezed and blitzed the Speed Sensor with WD40. This solved the heavy steering and failing speedo :) But for 5 or so minutes each morning until the car warms up the HICAS and ABS lights stay lit :confused: No other symptoms. A couple of times going round a bend quickly they have both lit momentarily - but that sounds like its low fluid? But why would low fluid being indicated stop indicating when the car is up to temperature? :confused: Cheers for any input :) Pete

Dont be silly, you'd never fit a giant hollow horse in your hard drive :p

Hello A couple of people at work have had an email which looks like it is from Microsoft, containing an "security update patch" to install. Microsoft never issue updates by email, so dont install it...or some Nigerian bloke will probably steal your PC, all your money, you family and your brown wings.... Pete

You've got the same as me ignoring brands, plus the U/D pulley, so I'd guess 350-400BHP :)

LOL For this poll to be a more accurate representation, can everyone please vote ;) We've only one running in the stock interval at the moment :confused: , plus I can see lots of people logged in - get voting ya lazy people! :D

Wasn't DaveW supposed to plumb in our gauges? :rolleyes: :D I voted 350-400, can a mod please change it to 350-403... :dance:

:D :D The bit about arses obviously alerted you ;)

AndyZ'll have one surely :)

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