Massive

hi mate welcome to the club

having spoke to the man today try andyduff he's the man

hi buddy check for any oil on ya belts too my engine had an oil leak and it was all over the belts tried taking them off and cleaning them but once the belts been impregnated with oil it keeps doing it time to change them 44 quid for all 3 from nissan hth mate

i used to live on that estate and it did look just like that but now its all different most of the flats have gone along with the dodgy element but still a lively place to live ( que bradford tourist information film mr chumbly warner style) i say come to sunny bradford its great you can have a curry and look at all the wonderful shops..ample parking for dads and super shops for mums..kids will love our museum of film and the new invention tellevision etc etc sorry ive been drinking

eh you lot thats my mum

hi chaps been messing with car today trying to fit a tachometer got everything working exept the needle doesnt move,,,have tried it on back of the clocks and on the wires coming out of the dash with the plugs on....it says it needs wiring onto the negative of the coil or the ignition coil but cant find it any help greatly appreciated if its any good to you the wire that needs connecting is green cheers dudes matty

cheers mate you have a pm

kidneys sell well mate in america and you only need 1 there an afterthought like man nipples

oooooh smearing vaseline round your lens, IM SCARED lol

thats bad sh#t mate mines in next week 1st one whilst ive owned it im bricking it too good luck with it though

in that case mate put me down for it mine looks ok from a distance and if you squint and look at the sky its a minter lol

ah well i never said it didnt have its drawbacks lol cheap air rifles in ebay then or wire your aerial to the mains..hey presto pigeon a la flambe

thats wot i thought although he did say he paid 7 grand for it 1 born every minute

we share your pain mate mine was off the road for 5 nonths itwas like i lost a limb and the wife said i was a pain to live with lol chip up dude it will live again

called into a petrol station today in huddersfield cos there was a nice silver zed in and i needed a drink i was talking to the chap who owned it and he reckoned for 8 grand he could get 800bhp out of it it was a n/a auto...........is this possible cos he reckoned someone was gonna do it for him without changing the engine 800 bhp out of a n/a surely not :shock:

thats why god invented rocks mate to throw at them

it was a 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater.......in my pants

dave does it matter if your zeds not mint for the photo shoot mines looking ok but still a bit rough in certain areas if your going on sunday i would appreciate your advice on the matter cheers mate matty

got him down to 30 quid

take your pick of mine there destroying my house

just been offered some coilovers and a nismo jacket for 40 squid are these worth buying jacket is brand new ( same as ones on ebay ) and the coilovers are new too but dont have the shocks the lad who is selling them says you fit them over your original shocks are they worth my hard earned cheers guys

hi buddy take ashtray out theres a screw in there 2 screws behind the center panal ( the 1 where the stereo is ) 2 screws either side of the front part of the gearstick console 3 screws under the black material in the armrest and 2 either side of the handbrake console screwed into car body ( if memory serves ) hope this is of some help mate matty

get wipers fitted to the side windows and go out for a drift lol nice ride mate