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ya bugger lol wasnt fun binning the car either it was a 45 grand merc that belonged to the company i work for i got into the local rag too daft stuff we do as erm kids lol

lol all classic ones but if i went for big matt they'd think me and kim were brothers

dont know why its that hard lol i tried to push gently on the brake and then next thing my nose was welded to the steering wheel and the car was going sideways into a shop lol

been thinking of changing my forum name as the name i have was a result of crashing a couple of grasstracking mini's when i was younger and now im older it sounds a bit too boyracer for me now any ideas how i go about changing my forum name ( p.s im not doing it cos im wanted by the fed's either )

nice 1 mate had me worried then last time i tried to do different things with my feet on the pedals i ended up in a shop window ( braking with left foot )

so are the pedals the wrong way round too ie: gas on the left and the clutch on the right

mate in that pic it looks like a reddy grey

33 for me but then im used to staggering about lol

im off to see it tommorow mate so will do then

lol will do mate although ive been on youtube looking at videos of the c4 and our lass reckons i'll just start it up and sit there looking at it and giggling also i'll need someone to teach me how to drive a left hooker as ive never done it before cant be that hard with 370bhp at the rear wheels

damn right buddy standard are boring coupe are plain 99 spec are overpriced and as common as dog doo l.e.d.s are nice but i love mine totally change the rear of the zed

off to look at a new toy tommorrow as a mate of mine is selling up and ive always wanted one its a 1984 corvette with a 5.7 v8 never had anything to do with american cars so has anyone ever owned one and what should i be looking out for he wants £1600 quid for it ...is that cheap he says it runs fine and he was the importer a few years back and paid a fortune for it but took it off the road last year to do some work on the interior which he never got round to doing he also removed the starter motor to do some work on something else and he says a small copper pipe on the starter motor has cracked but it still should work fine unfortunately he has no time to finish this and now he needs the space , hence the sale been looking on a few sites as to the spec of his car but cant find the right model its a manual with twin targas and a black leather interior , all the ones i can find have a red interior and digital clocks ( which this one doesnt have as it has normal needle clocks ) and a single panal roof that lifts off and goes in the boot its also got pirelli scorpion tyres on which are 385 at the rear ....ive never even heard of them but he says they cost him 2 grand from the states anyway i'll post up some pics tommorow after ive been to see it just wondered if anyone had any advise

NAAAASSSSTTTTYYYYYY not the sort of white stuff you expect to see coming out of a pussy

gonna start a list for the peeps who wanna come to the january meet its gonna be at the wakefield bowling alley . Its on the A638 just south of wakefield town centre next to the rugby ground if i could get some numbers of people coming i can give them a bell to see if we can get some free stuff ( food/drink vouchers ) and some prices too...........give me a chance to dust off the ball of death lol 1. saikoracer and the missus

cool mate dont forget to bring your spare keys ...arf arf arf

hee hee hee c'mon you know if it wasnt for you ladies we blokes would be still sat in caves pointing at shiney stuff and giggling

BBWWWWAAAAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA and you cook too im getting you a pinny for your birthday and when your done put your favourite dress on cutey cos im putting you on the street

women and dishwashers....i thought they were the same thing ( runs for cover )

erm whens everyone free....suggest last saturday of the month the 26th

£1.25 a bottle near me but the guy wont sell you it if he thinks your gonna drink it cos when i asked for one he gave me it off the shelf and i asked him if he had a cold one

the wardens dont let him use t'internet after 11pm

it'll soon be cheaper to fix a zed too lol

ive got a microwave that was used at the last supper i'm gonna stick that on ebay

listening to the radio today and it said that a pint of beer could soon cost 4 quid a pint due to the rise in fuel .....its gonna be cheaper to drink petrol before long now i dont consider myself old but ( que hovis music ) i remember getting a pint in my local for 60p a bag of chips used to be 35p and a can of coke used to be 40p wtf is going on with this country ..........i say its time for a change VIVA LA REVOLUTIONE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

happy birthday buddy