Everything posted by Massive
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new neighbour in my garden
exellent idea ill bring my lucky shotgun
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new neighbour in my garden
could be after stellaz skiddy kex instead
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new years resolutions
finish the zed , lose some flab and cut down on threatening people ......ah well at least 2 out of 3 aint bad
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Girls Aloud or Sugababes???
yeah damn right as long as they didnt sing
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Was I wrong?
woman beaters are lower than a snakes belly you did the right thing shame more people dont
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new neighbour in my garden
id let him know that you know he was about and take it from there no point in aggrevating the situation until you have to mate
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new year message
HAPPY NEW YEAR just thought i'd wish you all it now as i'll be too ratted at midnight all the best to our readers and i hope 2008 is a good one for us all matty and katrina
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I am legend.
damn right mate like the f@ckwits that critisize films like fast and furious ,,,ok so it might not be real life but still was a good film for the cars if nothing else i am legend was a good film but the zombie things were too animated
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Anyone work for o2?
most local phone shops will do it for a couple of quid
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asda sells zed's
seen these again in local asda and tescos so if anyone is having problems getting one and wants one just let me know
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seasons greetings
oooops its a bit late ( damn absinthe ) MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR READERS
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So who is working then?
yup im off till the 2nd i need the time to fix my front bumper lol
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Z or N?
i like those mirrors........in the bin
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Happy Birthday Madmarco
happy birthday buddy
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Happy Birthday JASON FARROW
happy birthday bud
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Happy Birthday BIG KIM
sorry its a bit late ....HAPPY BIRFDAY BIG FELLA
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Question of the next day...
i like them large and in yer face it gives me somewhere to stand my beer when im working on it lol
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Mid Winter Targas A Must!!!
at least ya zed will smell all christmassy mate lol
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Warwickshire Posse outing to celebrate Dave's arse
glad you got it sorted mate i couldnt believe the damage in real life it looked well nasty....top job
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Noels Christmas Presents
we dont watch it cos it makes our lass cry
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grey/black n reg leeds
spotted at the bottom of whitehall rd this morning think you were black but defo an N reg i was the loony waving at you in the black merc
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most embarrassing moment
wheni was a stupid kid i went out with this girl whos parents were loaded big house posh cars stuff like that ( i think the lass was rebelling against her parents ) we had gone out the night before and she had sneaked me back to her house and up to her room....we were shattered so went straight to sleep in the morning she woke me and made it clear she was in the mood for lurve so away we went....when we had finished i rolled over to find a cup of tea and some crumpets on her bedside table it turns out her mum had brought her breakfast in bed .....we had never heard her come into the bedroom needless to say i made a hasty retreat when i sheepishly went into the kitchen and was told by this gals mum that her husband had gone into leeds to buy a new shotgun as he was going hunting in the afternoon funny but the relationship didnt last long after that as i was too scared to call her or go round her house daft stuff we do as kids
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lost soul
thanx for the replies guys and gals theres nothing really wrong with the zed its just out of tax and the missus is getting nervous when the weather turns bad i get sayings like " do you have to make it slide round corners like that " or " should we be facing this way round " anyway my bodykit turned up today so im buzzing and i'll be in trouble when the boss gets home as ive spent most of the day in the garage and not going to the shops for crimbo stuff lol........................ROLL ON SUMMER
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Does any1 else...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm ya cant beat the grey ones
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And Happy Birthday JJP
hiccy burpday bud