Clint Thrust

Sorted. Argos are sending me a brand new trainer :dance:

I've got a spare mouth and you can have it for free delivered. But it's attached to the wife.

Chris Evans picks up a blonde girl who is hitch hiking. As he drives off the girl says "your Chris Evans aren't you. "That's me" he says. "OOHH" she says, "I have always dreamed of going on the radio". "You can!" says Chris. "Really, what do I have to do?". Chris pulls the car over and pulls out his old man and motions towards it. "Is that all I have to do?". "That's all" he says and motions towards his old man again. So the blonde leans forward, takes hold of his old man, puts her lips real close to it and says "HELLO MAM, HELLO DAD AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME!". :rofl:

I spent over 11K on my first Z and I replaced most of the parts with standard Nissan bits :headvswal (tit that I am). this one stands me at about £4900 all in and I'm taking my fooking time this time around. I have about another 2K to spend on it before it's how I want it.

Anyone know where I can get a drive belt for my cross trainer. I've searched all over the web but nobody seems to do them. It's a Roger Black Gold edition cross trainer as sold by Argos. I look forward to the usual sarcasm :rofl: Cheers Lovely Ones.

I'd rather drink the contents of an aborigines colostomy bag than drive that cack.

3 words................. horrendous torque steer

Cheers, will do :hyper: WAHAAY I'm off TARA.

So long as it's not a white and orange striped Volvo 850 estate with flashing lights I'll be fine :)

I'm off back up to Redcar for the weekend at 4 pm. I don't have any doubts that I won't see anyone to add into the "was it you" section :rofl: I don't think anyone on here has actually got a Z that they use :slap: Either that or they are all fooked. Anyway, keep your eyes peeled M180, M18, M62, A1, A19, A174. Cheers.

Ferrybridge Services are on J33 of the M62 where it crosses the A1. http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=448391&y=422907&z=3&sv=ferrybridge&st=3&tl=Ferrybridge+Services,+West+Yorkshire+[Motorway+Service]&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf Voila.

A blonde is sat in a cafe with her friend and she is reading the paper. Suddenly she bursts into tears and her friend asks her what is wrong. She replies that there have been two Brazillian soldiers killed in a bomb blast in Rio. Her friend asks her why this has upset her so much. She replies "WELL HOW MANY IS TWO BRAZILLIAN!!.

:rofl: :rofl: Another one of her classics. We were in a restaurant and my mates missus asked if we should get the MerloT wine (pronouncing the T). I leaned over and quietly said "you don't pronounce the T". She said "what do you mean?" My missus chirps in with "it's silent, you don't say it, you know, like.....................CALAIS!" New strides please !! :rofl: :rofl:

No CHAVS yes but we had skinheads, griebos, mods, punks and new romantics. AHHHH the good old days :cool: :rofl:

:rofl: my mate Ronnie went to the cinema to watch Quadrophenia and said "we went in as civilians and came out as mods" Classic!.

My other halfs car has got an automatic headlights on function. She asked "why would you need that". I replied to put the lights on automatically. She says "well when would they come on?". I say "what do you think would be a good time for them to come on". She replies "I don't know.....................ABOUT 6 O'Clock!!!". I very nearly pissed myself!!.

The only thing that gets bigger when a man gets older are his toys :rofl:

Turn the fookin things off and go for a walk.

You gotta love the Japanese http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_HAR0BzeM&NR=1

I think they mean that the car is worth $80000 not the engine. Still a pisser though.

Is it red like the one in the pic mate?.

I use these two. Highly recommended. http://www.theleathercare.co.uk/renovation.html http://www.furnitureclinic.co.uk/Leather_Cleaning.htm?gclid=CKrPp57GgIwCFSg3XgodtltQwQ Cheers. CT.

Clowns, I fookin hate clowns. They make me shake like a leaf. My missus doesn't mind clowns but she hates clown dolls. Irrational as fook I know but there you have it.

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Took about 5 minutes to sink in :rofl: Primarks more up my street though.