Clint Thrust

Yeah I guessed that :rofl:

A Victorian inventor developed a system where there was a tube in the coffin that led to a flag above ground. If the "deceased" woke up they could blow in the tube and raise the flag to signify that they were alive. Unfortunately, when a body decomposes, it fills up with gas which eventually comes out of the body. This gas pressurised the coffin and raised the flag. The undertakers would dig up the coffin only to find their clients putrifying beautifully. Rough times, and we whinge about stuff!.

LOL who put the **** in s****horpe :rofl:

Heading towards Grimsby at 13:50. I flashed but we had the central reservation beteween us. I've spotted one at last!!.

I have noticed that only about 2 out of 10 drivers do nothing when you approach them from behind. The other 8 either speed up or slow down. It's just jealousy/curiosity, either way, 9 out of 10 times I'd rather be in my car than theirs.

Stop and take stock every once in a while during the day. It goes so fast you feel like you have missed it when it ends. Top tip: never go to bed on an argument, stay up and fight.

Interference??.

:bow: :bow: :rofl: :rofl: The engineer in the next office has just come in to ask if I'm OK!.

Now that's a one track mind :rofl: HIDEFOOKINOUS.

Escort 1300E in metallic purple. Wish I still had it too!!.

The full force of British what!. They'll get hit over the head with a balloon and told not to do it again.

I liked the dancers with Take That the best. What was that shirt the midget one was wearing all about!!. Oh and Joss Stone is hot!.

Fook me, even the calipers are pink. It's wrong.

Wifes Friend: "I'll have a bottle of MerloT (pronouncing the T) please". Wife: "No you don't pronounce the T it's silent, you know, like Calais" Wife: "Where are you going to work then" Mate: "Barrow-in-Furness" Wife "Ooh my brothers in Aberdeen, you can have a night out together". Me: "How fast do you think raindrops fall" Wife: "I don't know, about a thousand miles per hour?". Me (going to work in Scotland): "Can you put the travel iron in my bag?" Wife: "Can you plug it in up there?". I love her to bits. More entertaining than the telly!!.

No, a fake!!

:bow: :bow: You the man!!. Just tried it for my RBS business account and it works fine. Those 0870/0845 numbers cost me about £20 a month. I owe you several :duffer:

Inland Revenue springs to mind. Even if they catch them red handed with the car they'll get all the usual, "oh he's had a rough upbringing", send him on a nice holiday to help him see the error of his ways. Televised flogging - it's the future.

You wanna get off the fence you and say what you mean. Agreed though, 7 onwards. Good luck with that super unleaded though.

TW4T :rofl:

Oh dear your gonna get jumped on for that :rofl:

WAHOO (I think) 1000 posts up and I don't want to post something useless so here's a good use for the original post generator!. Cheers.

mirror shades and BIG SHORTS

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Come to think of it, the cruise is switching on from the pod switch but the light that comes on once you engage the cruise is flashing?. Must be something to do with all that rain.

Tried that mate. Strange, it was like that before I started it up??.