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After all the time and effort, well worth it mate, good on yer. Good viewing.

Thankyou gents....

welcome, they will cost a few quid, to buy and then maintain, thats before you drift, but no doubt well worth getting one.

PMSL, Andy do you or anyone else know what the music is actually called, been looking for it for ages, ever since i saw the new film version of ' Beverley hillbillies' want it as a ringtone.

I think youre heads are seriously warped, someone has a new toy, love the hellraiser ones. lol

And there was me thinking we were getting a good show, least there is stella involved.

Carry on Sreaming, with odd bod and odd bod junior, funny as hell (god ive lived a shelterd life, or been on the beer too early) lol

Lift youre goblet of rock!!!! We salute you Mr Black. im goona watch that!!!!.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well i will change it now.

lol, but she can do it super quick, i wonder if she can take an engine out of the zed.

youre doing it right mate, when u reboot it should fall into place

Not me, i used a stock avatar, as i havent worked out how to compress my own pics, it keeps sayings its too big!!!!!!!

Got 8 cans of stella in, i better catch up before the large shish kebab turns up, your good health to you all. lol

Just been sent this by my girlfriend, christ i wish she could get ready as quick, when we go out. Dont know if its been on here before, but havent got a clue how its done so fast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0

Trust me this actually happend. A friend of my mums, was in Las Vegas on a honeymoon recently, whislt on the game floor with her new husband, she found out she had run out of cigs, she went to the lift to go to her room and get some more. She got into the lift and press 11th floor, it got to the 4th floor, and stopped, when the doors opened, she saw two very big blacks guys in leather coats and a smaller guy. to whicj they joined her in the lift As she was alone she felt intimidated and shuffled to the left side of the lift. As the doors closed, she hoped and prayed that the lift would go to her floor so she could get out. The lift did nothing. she then heard a voice in a deep tone say "Hit the floor" to which screamed is total panic, laid on the floor waving her arms "dont hurt me, please dont hurt me", and started crying, the voice then laughingly said "no i mean what floor do u want", as she calmed down she pressed the floor she wanted. as it travelled to to her floor all she could hear was giggling from the 3 guys behind her. When it reached her floor, she ran out of the doors as fast as she could as she was imbarrased bigtime. After the stay they went to pay there bill, but the counter staff said there was nothing to pay as it was settled, but i do have a letter for you. There was a hotel card in an envelope, which read " HIT THE FLOOR, FUNNYIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS, I WILL USE IT IN A SHOW" signed EDDIE MURPHY. Room, meals and all drinks paid for. How cool.

Cool, thats different, wouldnt know where to look, would probably end up with wet shoes. lol

Just been sent this by a mate. Funny. A radio station in Ireland ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listener's lives. The final four were: 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'if you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night'. After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door shut behind me were screams of laughter. 3rd Place It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so i invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family -parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties. 2nd Place A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'PRICE CHECK FOR TAMPAX SUPERSIZE'. But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for the 'Thumbtacks', and replied in a business like tone, his voice booming over the same public address system: 'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt in with a hammer?' 1st Place And the winner is . . . This happened at a major Irish University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, 'yes, that's correct', adding some statistical data to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books and without another word, walked out of the class and never returned. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question: "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat".

Love the gaff tape holding the cam covers to the throtle linkage, but whats that blue thing on the right of of the throttle bodies below the halfords battery, maybe thats why its 0-60 is as fast as an RS200. lol

Not saying all employees are of halfrauds are twats, as a mate of mine called mark is the boss of the stereo dept and he drives a TT manual zed. But agrees virtually bugger all listed on their system for the higher range from Nissan (Zeds, skylines,350's) and Supras. But if you have a corsa or saxo then ripspeed must make a part to bling it up, like plastic chrome fins that go on the air vents, wow that will make it go faster. (and he still hasnt reg on this site).

Tosser's, sorry to here that mate, god that really f***s me off. Hope whoever nicked it, gets thrown off on a corner into a large oak tree, at top speed and becomes part of the vegatation. and the bike slows itself down to 1mph and then lays down of a lorry load of duck featherd pillows. So the bikes is as good as gold and can be returned to you. Im feeling for you mate..

lol, loved it

i agree Halfords must employ some complete pillock weekend staff, me and my son have started building water rockets, ie empty coke bottle a rubber cork and a valve from an old inner tube, we have the bottles, the rubber corks, so i decide to pop into halfords to see if they have any old inner tubes which have been punctured. so i ask the spotty git behind the counter these exact words "have you got any puncterd inner tubes that i can have, as we need the valves to make our water rockets he replys "why do u want a punctured inner tube, it wont work as it wont inflate" its only for bikes. to this i must have repeated myself a few times, but still got the same frigging answer. So i walked towards the bin in the cycle area, grabbed a handfull of puntured innertubes and started to walk away, the lad only says "you cant take them, they are rubbish, they have punctures and are knackerd, they wont work, a new one is only £4.99" At this point i started to get wound up and replied " christ do you work here full time or do they just let you out on saturdays" I would have been better off just taking them from the bin full stop.

Steak and kidney, yum yum, nuke it, its great. Dont do it with the foil, sod it do it with the tin foil amkes it more interesting lol