GrandadJack

Oh that would be Woffer then...Nearest translation Doors ??????????????????

opps..............wozzer

Woozer.. Any luck with yer bits bud ..... And zxmad says you carry out rain dances........hobby thing is it???????????????

I always knew id find Her somewhere Got hurt on the way but was well worth the wait. Must explain that to me Psychiatrist see if he'll let me play with anything sharp yet

You better belive it bud... Erm Lambo doors do they fit them selves then...............Internet indeed.

Sharpen up the Axes Fire up the chainsaws..........its hunting time

Been together eleven happy years.......... but third wife......Should have met her thirty years ago..Others waste of oxygen...

Dont you go all soft now speak how you feel FairladyZXgirl.....Just a little thing but in DVLA maidstone thurs I saw a loose Chav wearing your hat ...Didnt no they actulay were real....(Hat.).. BB well if they were shooting the contestents as they voted them out the door........now this I would watch.......other then that Id have more fun pulling me toe nails out with a Claw Hammer................

mine would be personalised (to me) too if i was called gavin cool prezzie Jack... look fwd to meetin ya on sunday, and you ZX MAD, havent seen ya since that night in sarfend! btw, weather looks good for sunday! __________________

Be nice to say L O...working on car from 10am ...............

Im well chuffed My lovely wife has just given me a prezzy for our Tenth wedding anniversary.. A set of personalized (To Me) Number plates all ready to go New tax disc,Mot changed the lot...Total surprise, Shes been sorting it for the last month. Im dead choked......... They get an airing down to brighton......Sunday...If Wozzer Dont make it rain Ah innat nice.....................Luv That Woman X X X.... :bow: Stands back an waits for Ohs n Rs

j will text you..soon........ See Me thread Numbers Fanks andyP....

boat is for fishing not cleaning...when Im home long for enough...Getting time to paint n strip back floor ... Letting it peel off til then.. drop in if You pass.. Jack

Hi Ya Jus a little note I hope to be at Boxhill sunday any chance you could bring me a Subs pack down... monies burning hole in me piggybank...... Ps pleze dont bring any more rain had me fill Sunday.....

If you aint got 50grand wot shame coz its only round the corner from where I live.. saw it in the flesh saterday when I poped into the warehouse to ask about some new pipes........and I would have driven it up to you 4 freebes Honest Guv...........

I can see where you are coming from and totaly understand your plight.. I feel you did your best to control your temper under the stressfull circumstances you found your self under at the time..from an old FFFFFart like me self,this has made me Glad (shoudnt I know)..Thank you and well done. I make this Right Because I have a friend Serveing eight years for Killing a BurglaR .. WHO BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE A SECOND TIME...and attacked him while trying to flee carrying booty...My friend was injured in the face by the hammer said burgalar woz carrying...friend then caught burglar frought with him and managed to hit him with his own hammer.......when this stupid rarsed goverment protects its Wage paying popuation from this misuse of rights Then we can all sleep safely as is our human rights......Cor Sermon Over....... Sharpen up The Axes (Kevin Blooody Wilson Song) good for yo..........

Only have Zed for weekends...land rover discovery for just about every thing else..Wife drives the Bm 728 unless she bumping into buses wiv it...£900 last week... Got hilux surf tryn to sell.. oh an eh diesel Pajaro wiv a broken crank waiting to be fixed.........

well did you read the write up.. an follow down the page...Had me in stiches....and the money hes made for the charity ........well done I say... we need more of this..

South Mimms meet.... :confused: Moblie car wash centre of the world.......Diddnt it kum down....m25 on way home woz nuts........Still nice to see some bodies..Im off to bed wiv me cocoa....seya all........Jack n Jackie

yes im a sea fisherman and beach bud ,i probally know you then Hope e chokes snotty little twaat..nearly lumped im.. even yakyy through National Athem

would be joining you but not with this back at the moment ,anyway i will be near you soon in drake ave mate

I be minster Up top new road..Silver swb not red one. Bridge is blinder ....easy getting onaoffa.. Im gonna try go south mimms inna bit run in nu tyres. Jack

Went to a an outdoor concert last nite Land hope n glory .dambusters type music..headcorn aerodrome wiv fly past of spitfire an some biplanes..realy great nite. lots flag waving n soggy sarnies and some champers..very wet N windy but well enjoyed by all.. except some whoray henry on is fone telling is mate e woz at a flying thingy VERY LOUDLY for 25mins..drowning out the music.. when the thing finished and we all packed up i dropped some rabbit sheet in is food bag.....Did I do wrong??????????????????

When you are on the dole and everything is payed for by other people then you can tell the world how wrong it is of them to allow you to speak your mind...........sharpen up the axes..........

Bring back Marathon bars..N curley whurleys.. old pennies. feet N Inches........Ten shilling notes....dont forget the fruit Gums mom Old No .............