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thats why the wife left you ffs

the old ones are the best.

i would ask you to leave if you was smoking next to me STINKING OF SMOKE OR BO. oh by the way can you leave duffy you stink of BO. :rofl: :rofl:

gutted to hear your leaving the zed scene rossce. and i didnt get to meet you.damn. good luck with the porsche, it looks stunning, and dont be a stranger to the forum.

pretty girls in short skirts walking on the pavement are a massive distraction. how many people have hit lamposts for staring. please dont say they will be banned to.

you can be my whore for the night miss furry muff pie, but do i need to SUBSCRIBE first .

W*NKING. if i do it once with the right hand i feel like i will have bad luck so i do it again with the left to make sure.

no, most were hairy except the aussie. mmmmmmmmmmm

im blonde and from essex so its probably beyond my pc skills but ill have a go then you can see pics of my zed finally miss furry muff pie. god im tight. lol.

1,get eye contact with all drivers at all times. if you have no eye contact, assume they havent seen you. 2,most importantly, HAVE FUN.

is it free. :tongue:

mmmmm. i fancy trying a chinese bald beaver i must say. ive tried english , russian, indian , turkish. i find the red english beaver the most wild but they tend to kick up at times but they are energetic, but my favourite was a bald aussie beaver.

i dont know how the f*ck everyone finds the time to be on a pc doing all these different things. does no one work ffs. :tongue:

i love these rims. what size rim is that price for mr bunny.

as has a few others. your all nuts.

oh yes thats true. lol.was gonna do it b 4 xmas but been so busy ,ive not really been on here. but i will do it. gotta say miss pie, some of your posts lately have had me in stitches.

woohoooooooo. ill hold you to that one day miss pie.

welcome to the nuthouse bud. look forward to the pics when you get your zed.

pmsl. hes give himself a burning ring of fire at 4 am . nasty. try K Y jelly spiller.

" train a flaming dog." is that where you teach him to leave the matches and lighters alone and has he got any hair left, unlike you miss furry muff pie.

my girl is the same. she has a brand new 172 clio and its a shit tip inside. all her cars have been. she dont get access to my zed thank god. so the conclusion of this thread is , yes they are messy f*ckers. but we love em.

"" bar breaker ? "" is that when drifty picks up the bar in the local weatherspoons , complete with 20 drinkers on their stools and smashes it in half over her knee. no wonder petrolhead is in a padded cell . lol

dont think we need to. you done it yourself bud. :tongue:

ive got a clifford and im not that keen tbh. its supposed to be good when the targas are off coz of the proximity alarm but always goes off. even with the targas on it goes off. but when i put the targa blinds on its ok. and it is a bit to technical to. ive a toad proximity on the missus convertible and that is superb.i have a meta proximity on my bikes and that is superb to. hope that helps bud.