CarlZ

ye har im a fookin whore, biggest slapper on the forum, me

:duffer: for you to bud as now you broke the 1000 mark, plus your car prob not broke down as much as everyone else's lol

one of the murded women had been seen on one of our trains travelling between Harwich, Manningtree and ipswich police been down loading all the trains on board cameras and found footage of her travelling

almost 2000 posts since april, do i qualify as a whore yet? :)

im 1, ive had 2 UK models and 1 jap no bloody difference in each really apart from both UK's where manuals and the jap Auto, i would be more concerened in the difference between Manual and Auto which isnt a patch on the Manual, folding mirrors just a gimmick imo dont make em go any faster or last longer

and there we have it :rofl: :rofl: conservative publications to keep EU happy

jap spec 280bhp uk spec 300bhp.and soon as you get a jap spec over into our climate they rot like fook....................................wait for it

hate golf

yam is the cooliest of cool tho

was wondering why the crotch was missing on them thought maybe it had rotted away by the kack stains still in em

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lol you can do it but dont drink whilst taking the stella medication or all will be lost

calm down dear its only a set back lol i recommend you stop watching strictly come dancing, lay in a dark room, with music of your choice but not chav rave music take 4 cans of stella twice nightly, and here is the important bit wear your slippers on the wrong feet this will confuse your feets co-ordination (but that might be the stella that does that) and pretty soon you will lose all desire to attempt to try the dancing again, its gonna take a bit of will power to overcome it but you will do it :)

pmsl now dosent that feel better? We first have to now how bad you have it. do you wear the cap the right way round or the wrong way like back to front from the raggy dolls? :rofl: :rofl:

think your a closet raver really, thats why you tried to learn the dance........come on admit it were here to help you through it :rofl: :rofl:

just bear in mind when things do go wrong they CAN be fookin expensive to put right

cause you proberbly still had your slippers on :rofl:

i must admit its got fantastic art work, not my can of beer, but what i want to know is.......how do you see at night with the head lights painted or are they covers?

get her to stick her finger up your bum, then at the jewlers you can get the girl to insert the ring measering tool untill the desired streatch is obtained that matches her finger size :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl i threatend 2 do that to a guy smoking a spliff on my train after i went back and asked him to put it out,he wouldnt so went and got the fire extinguisher from my cab and pointed it in his face and threatend to let it off if he didnt put it out, soon put it out lol

welcome bud great shirt :dance: first decide what your looking for TT or N/A manual or Auto, LWB, SWB, Slicktop or Targa Top, Confused? You wait untill you own one :rofl: IMO the Manual TT is the better model to have if you want raw power and want to tune, or go for the N/A if you want a slightly slower but more reliable car but still has the looks. Decide how much you want to spend dont go for cheapness as it may not be in the long run, these cars aint cheap to run and maintain, you should be able to pick up a reasonably decent Zed for £3,500+ especially if its a members car that way you will no its history. Good luck anyway mate :)

so are the women on here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

relocate the det senser worth while job in the long run http://www.angelfire.com/geek/vg30dett/DSR/DetSenRel01.html

good on ya bud, a good deed well done. :dance: