Everything posted by CarlZ
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I got bit by my sisters wolf
Hanged....noway that wont put a dog in submission? You have to pin it down untill it stops struggling, then it will lay belly up which is a dogs submisive gesture, then once it has submitted it knows your are the boss then you can train it. I know this as i seen it happen with the dog of the 2 shepherds we had the trainer done this because i couldnt teach him anything at first, but once he done that he could easily be trained
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Bottomless Throat
works now fook me you could give her 1 up the dirt box and get a BJ at the same time, where are these women when you want 1
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
But the 300zx hasnt been produced over here since the mid 90's and the law now wont allow newer models over. Where as newer skylines, rx's and supra's are still about, most zeds you see are either G, H, J, reg's sometimes K or L reg's skylines, rx's supra's you see a lot later
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
what i mean is newer models where as the 300zx has long since gone from production
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Midget fight on Springer
its the way the bigger 1 smacks the little 1 and he just goes over like in the movies no doubt the ladies will tell us we are wicked :rofl: :rofl:
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Nigella on BBC2 now...
ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized :rofl: :rofl:
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I got bit by my sisters wolf
Exactly irresponsible dog owners are what give dogs a bad name. A dog will do what comes natural to it if given the chance. When i was married we had 2 German shepherds which we took to training classes every week and kept the training up during the week too. The end result was 2 lovely HAPPY well behaved dogs we could walk down the road with without a lead, they would walk by our side, wouldnt move unless we would move stio and sit when we stopped, bark when we told em to etc. The kids cpuld take anything out their mouths. The most rewarding part was the nice remarks we got from everyone including the police, commenting how nice the dogs where and well behaved, makes you feel proud, above all it makes a happy dog, never needed to tell them off. And its all to do with understanding dog behavier
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
yeah i do agree, i think the zed is far more worthy of a higher price tag than it has. I bought a zed for what it is because i liked the car reguardless of who its made by. The Times is read by greedy city snobs who think their shit dont stink and money is their god, and as you say to keep their investments high. Why dont you try an experiment and putting an add in the Times with an over inflated price tag on your car
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I had an "Oh Boy" moment
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
yeah but those models are still in production :)
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Midget fight on Springer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: fook me thats funny in a cruel way the little 1 is like a lizard
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
Good idea, but you forgot 2 words NISSAN or JAPANESE Im not ashamed of the name or the oragin as these are well engineered cars. But its those word that lets the car down in the value stakes. IMO :)
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look out lads
bast@rd law
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Has anybody else seen these
tacky! trying to be what it aint crap, again
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what is happening to our unicorns ?
dont break anymore then :rofl:
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I got bit by my sisters wolf
exactly as eileen says the dog needs training and socializing. Its becoming possesive, it thinks its the pack leader. people look at dogs as a pet and forget they are just domesticated wild animals and still posses their wild animal instincts, which have to be supressed by training. To train a dog you have to understand dog behavier they are pack animals and its instinct for them to try to be the top dog of the pack, which they associate the family as the pack. People think its cruel dissaplining a dog, making it go to its bed or feeding it after you've eaten, its not its how they behave in a pack, its also instinct for the dog to accept being the under dog which is how you want the dog to think so it can be controlled. :)
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Bottomless Throat
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run-by farting :)
Thats a convincing fart funny tho :rofl: :rofl:
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1 Tazer 1 Babe. LOL
same here
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I had an "Oh Boy" moment
And you didnt get a hard on? Had a similer thing once at the barbers there was a gorgeous bird washing my hair, leaning back with my face facing the celing she was bending over me with her tits in my face top half open and they where wobbeling when her fingers where going through my hair, FFS here we go, i thought dont take that sheet away ffs, just like when your young and you get a hard on on the bus and you can see your stop coming up :rofl: :rofl: :headvswal
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Has anyone seen these clear alloys?
cant say i like em that much. i like to look at a bit of alloy or chrome
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Elec drivers seat
i changed the seats in my last zed and ran the wire from the fag lighter 2 wires dead easy, cant remember either if fag lighter perminant live or not but its no hardship to turn ignition on to adjust seat if your sitting in the car anyway :)
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Shag me!
not on the mats :rofl:
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books
yep i loved the cat in the hat when i was at school. Another good story book from school i remember was the ghost of thomas telford
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books
I love a good Horror book........i found my old wedding album :rofl: seriously i do like a good horror story, my ambiton is to hopefully write one, one day