CarlZ

fpmsl :rofl: :rofl: thats funny, i usually just cut the little finger off a marrigold glove, does me :tongue:

would be a funnier vid if we see the farthers reaction and the kick in the kid gets, that would of been funny :rofl: :rofl:

my proper trade is motor mechanic served apprenticeship on diesels although still learnt petrol engines, then built dragsters and worked on yanks, then realised was never gonna earn a fortune getting coverd in greese and shit, bit the zed is a different kettle of fish and learning about them the hard way but helps having a mechanical background :)

And these are what i drive for a living At Liverpool st Terminus

done mine in about 2 weeks of getting em was being so careful as well, i was parking outside a mates and he has a speed bump outside as i reversed and over the hump bloody wheel skimmed the kerb coz i couldnt see the kerb due to the angle of the car fookin sick as a pig hearing that gratting noise, simce then i think ive clipped em all gutted. But happens to us all :mad:

bet she can crack a few walnuts in them buttocks lol

hmmm interesting

ok look on here once on click on any part of the page to go to next page :) http://www.300zx-twinturbo.com/cgi-bin/manual.cgi?list=fa&dir=&config=&refresh=&direction=forward&scale=0&cycle=off&slide=12&design=default&total=25 good luck :)

the front wheel bearing is in a cylinder and pressed into the steering knuckle so the front hub and steering knuckle has to come off and the bearing pressed out of the steering knuckle and new 1 pressed in by a machine shop.

pmsl dont know why women dont have a sense of humour But i would like to know what is this fettish you have about shitting and farting craig :rofl: :)

seems ok to me bud :)

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Hi guys sorry to keep on, but its been a while since we heard anything about your bumper/facia any news as to when or if it will arrive here? :)

happy birthday guys from me to :dance: :duffer: :duffer:

yep i got ya we used to do similer things to the apprentices, the usual classics like go and ask for a long wait or go and get 5 meters of filopian tube or a bucket of commpressed air etc which they did in their innocence lol But when i asked one to get me a rubber mallut he thought i was taking the piss

pmsl did you get the impession they didnt like you?

I went into the local car spares shop years ago and at the same time i went in another guy walked in just behind me we both walked up to the counter where the bloke serving stood, now the guy serving had what i call home and away eyes, 1 eye was looking at me the other eye looking at the other guy. he then asked can i help, not knowing who he was looking at, i went and said it. "Who you talking to?" Fookin trust me wasnt untill after i said it i thought why the fook did i say that

no dont think coz you was 16 i think it was the fact you was shagging their little princess that didnt help :rofl: i love the way us blokes always get the blame for shagging someones daughter, not the fact the daughters want you to shag em and are letting ya

and smear him with chocolate cake and lick it off him :tongue:

lol very funny, thats a right bummer tho :rofl:

Seen today at 09.30 standard looking G reg, parked in PC world car park facing A12. Clean looking car, not seen this car around this area before :)

trouble is if you have already mentioned to her you want a new exhaust you have fooked yourself so you might as well forget it she aint gonna believe you now what ever you say. You have to use reverse psychology on women. Like, if they say are you having an affair, never say no, always say yes coz they never gonna believe ya what ever you say so if you say yes even if you are having 1 they will still disbelive ya and say yeah sure dont take the piss. So morel is tell her you dont need the exhaust anymore your gonna buy turbos instead

do they do monopoly money in euro's now then

well how much you spent on it? you gotta work that out first then mark it up according to that, if its under the book price you made a profit if its more than the book price your not gonna make much of a profit if any. What about the mot has it got any coz you might have to mot it to sell it at a market price. Best thing to do is check out the price of these bikes on bike trader.

whens the mot up? coz it failed on the exhaust.....didnt it, failing that take her away for the weekend if she lets you get the exhaust, that usually works coz she will see something she gonna benafit from :D