markgixxer750

SMIDSY :rant: RIP

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523407,00.html

Thanks for the info chaps

Who is it????????? DaveG or Scottywil Who is dealing with the membership packs for Scotland????

Nooooo dont do it!

My ex wrote off her Nissan 100 on a perfectly straight peice of road, drove straight into the back of a bin lorry at 40 mph. How???? I`ve no idea but she was probably eyeing up the bin men that would be just about her style lol

lol

I`ve never had any accidents either in 20 years of driving. Whether they were my fault or anyone elses and that includes driving taxis for 2 years doing 2-3000 miles per week.

Yeah right..................just like women can`t drive round Tesco's car park without tw@tting someone else`s pride and joy

Thats not entirely true. Women tend to make more claims than men its just that they tend to be for lower amounts as their speed is generally less. They write-off less cars but have more car park speed type accidents. Women only insurance companies are actually being quite cycnical when they SAY that they offer lower premiums as they charge higher excesses than normal.

Dont really have a favourite album, but I always find myself going back to "Dark Side of the Moon" so you could probably say that was it.

I beg to differ my ex is a manky cow who didnt know one end of a duster from the other.

I`m Alfons Krabb and apparently I`m hard working and solid with lots of admirers

I wouldn't want one of these "harmless things" coming back up the plug hole.

I voted yellow like mine :-(

Don`t do dare :nono: :slap: :rofl:

nah m8 still in Iraq its just a shamless plug for my parents place.

Then look no further! http://www.lochviewlairg.co.uk/ just dont expect to park your Zed in the garage cos mine is already in there ;)

Try telling that to the police when they pull you for speeding using VASCAR :rofl: :rofl:

edited........double post

You never know he could be the next Motogp World Champ, move over Valentino!

You can pass on my email address (markwilson970@gmail.com) if you like m8, its costs me a small fortune if someone calls my mobile out here.

If you cant get plusgas at helfrauds try your local motor factors they should have it

Thats not a problem buddy, looks a good one, keep it shiney side up ;)

Only one more needed now ;-)