scrawni

Polar bears sit around a blowhole and wait for 3 tonne whales to appear, then they hit them and drag them out of the water. Thats got my vote for hard mofo of the year

Oh yeah they are the most dangerous animals in Africa

Just one question Do you have time to sleep

VIVE LA REVOLUTION Lets kick the socialist softies back into touch

I was once in a tinny on the Mulgrave river and past a couple of crocs basking in the sun on the mud bank (only little ones about 4 foot) and one slipped into the water and swam over to take a look, we tossed some beer cans at it but it didn't leave so we did. Now toss abeer can at a swan and it will toss it back

You lot are wimps Just go in fast an with arms cartwheeling and feet kicking, then when your close enough drop the nut on it.

I wouldn't know about the west coast except Perth has lots of flies, but Cairns is a propper mans town with cars and fishing and off roading and all sorts of water sports and beer and, well you can guess I love the place.

Back to Cairns for me Sun, fishing, more sun, beer, more sun, Barrier reef, more sun, hot pommie chicks with thier tits out in the sun, fast cars and I mean lots of them, more sun, camping on the beach (watch out for the crocs) water skiing at the local dam in the sun, good mates that know how to chill, grow your own and play with cars.

Me and a nunns chuff are twins, I'm the bloke in front of you at Aldi counting out coppers for a pint of milk.

Purple what :shock:

I hear you brother Just think of all the income tax we could collect if these lazy sods worked, we could cut fuel tax and keep hospitals open and support the elderly.

I hate scoops of poo, they should be called a japs eye cos every prick has one.

Hey I guess it was worth a try at least.

I hope they are not expecting Barbie dolls :rofl:

Looking good that is mate, its nice to see a little love going into a nice car.

I have been told that modern paints being water based don't match the original colours of older cars so you wouldn't get a perfect match anyway, maybe the bodyshop should have told you this. Am I wrong :confused: Maybe this is why so many cars that have had touch ups look patchy, like mine, and it might be more benificial to do a complete respray. Surely it wouldn't cast much more to do a complete job while its in there.

Thats it rub it in. In fact I did do both of them at different times, well I think it was both cos I couldn't tell who was who unless they stood next to each other and told me, then they would have fun and tease me. If only I knew then :cry:

I once ran from twins :shock: I was young and they scared me, if only I knew then

Hey now that would be fun if it was a woman

My wife has 13 uncles and aunts on her fathers side, and some more on her mothers side. She has been looking for the names Jones and Evans and has done quite well so far, bores me to sleep

It only needs a poorly fitted rear wheel nut and its all over, you know how it works, its all about money.

Mines on the way out, when I finaly get my arse in gear in goes an NA rear end.

Your crutch feels stiff when you select park :shock: Have you got the missus with you

hey its a smooth round area so if its not her bum, then where could it be :D

Its all been worked out weeks ago :nono: You poor deluded fools