Slowhand

Thanks for the quick response , Gaz . :D Did ya get your bonnet sorted ? Hope so . Brian

Hi Gaz I`m in West London... as far as the Club is concerned , is that in South Central area , mate ? :confused: Cheers Brian

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: PMSL Agree entirely mate , Just can`t be arsed to watch them. :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal ..pop over during the ads on Fifth Gear...just to avoid the ads . The game certainly needs Ronnie.

Eh ? Is that a conundrum ? :D

B*stards !!!! :rant: :rant: :rant:

All the best , lads :duffer: :duffer:

Welcome aboard...you picked a good place to come to :hyper: :nana2: Brian

All the best , bud...Just renamed my hair(s) of the dog as a birthday drink for you :hyper: Have a good one , mate :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :dance: :dance: :dance: Brian

I could hear it , but could only see it in " psychedelic " colours . :confused: And before you ask , NO I`m not on acid LOL :nono: Fosters , nurse , and plenty of it..NOW ! :nana2:

Mighta been...I was , ahem , temporarilly lost :confused: I didn`t notice the bumper..it was p*ssing down , and I was kinda confused :nelson: Brian

3:45 pm . I was going the other way in a dark red Zed , flashed you , but I was a bit late , I think .

They were wearing make-up an` all ? That makes it even worse FFS LOL Seriously though , very bad do , PK...B@stards need punishing :slap: :slap: :slap:

Extremely ! A good car ruined :nono: :nono: :nono: :slap:

Hell`s Teeth , what a day you`ve had , Bud ! Quite a shaker , but glad you`re OK . Good luck with the insurance an` stay on the forum...you`ll need to for when you get Zedding again .

That is the reason I am getting paranoid about having to park on the street in London...careless drivers . So I know how ya feel , mate , it`s infuriating . Like you , I`ve had mine 2 months and had someone scrape it ( nose-panel...see my previous rant LOL ) , and a coupla minor marks . Just last week , I had my head under the bonnet when the car juddered . I thought WTF was that !! A bloke in an Alfa Twin Spark ( which I had previously been glad to see behind mine , as opposed to a Chelsea Tractor ) had clunked the rear end trying to get out :slap: No damage , just a mucky mark this time . But it sure makes me edgy with all these gormless fookers at large....if I get rid of the Zed , that will be one of the reasons . :headvswal Hope you get that scratch sorted , mate . Sorry to muscle in on your thread :x:

Cheers , Dave , I enjoyed that read . Thanks for making the effort :smash: Makes it worth all the worry LOL Well done , mate :tongue:

Keep yer chin up , mate . I sincerely wish you and yours well in all of this , as I`m sure everyone on here does . People are more important than cars..even ours !

I bet it says " London " under my name as you see this post ! :tongue: Although I must say , I`m from Durham City via the Isle of Wight So , London it is . :cool:

I had one in 1988...very nice car , went well , until someone at work said " Your front wheels are tilting in at the top ! " . And they were FFS..anyway , got my cousin`s garage to do some welding and traded it for an Audi 200 Turbo...amazing torque-steer and it fooking leeked . I got what I deserved . LOL

It was fuses ! Got CD working :dance: And clock :dance: and passenger door-lock :dance: :dance: :dance: As for the cage , well , B*ll*cks to it , I`m not spending another hour wrestling with THAT fooker , I`m gonna " Let it LIE " :tongue: Thanks for all the tips , guys :bow: :bow: :bow:

Gonna check the fuses now...if I can find a Japanese midget to get at that conveniently positioned fuse box under the dash :headvswal LOL

Thanks mate . I actually connected all the wires to like colours , as the previous owner had them connected .

I did that , but the player still won`t lock into the cage ( I`m using the bottom slot ) . On top of that , I didn`t disconnect the battery in case I lost any settings . Result : Player doesn`t work , central locking doesn`t work on the passenger door , and the Clifford alarm/immobiliser is indicating a fault ( 2 Chirps , then 4 ) , and the clock doesn`t work now either :headvswal

Hats off to you for being so supportive to a fellow member , bud . :smash:

That`s a beauty..keep it , and rob steal and borrow for the petrol LOL :tongue: