Where did the deer go

 

 

Driving on the autobahn in Germany at 140mph in his BMW, the Driver Hit a Deer...

 

The deer disappeared...

 

The driver stopped and wondered where did the deer go.......???

 

 

For all you deer hunters, this is how you pack a 150lb deer into a BMW ..............

 

 

 

Edited November 21, 200817 yr by 300zx_girl

Oh niiiiice! I was just about to have my brekky too :rofl:

:shock: OMG!

 

had something slightly similar in a mates new corsa not long passed his test, (about 2 yrs ago)

 

main rd ,30mph and a dog bolts from a side alley ,my m8 manages to stop and avoid the dog only for a 2nd to do the same that he just couldnt avoid we pulled up in a near by lay by only to see a guy in his mid 40's with 2 cans of stella in his hand shouting where's me dog as he struggled to stand

 

his dog to our amazment was wrapped round the front left wheel arch covered in coolant

 

long story short dog lived,Owner idiot;)

crazy...

 

queue pedantic mode... that is not a z4 :tongue:

^^ pah i just copied it from elsewhere :p

Oh DEAR !!!!!

 

The Driver Stopped. I think the car would pretty much stop if you through a 140lb deer through it's rad and into the timing chain :)

Toothbrush and some GUNK and will clean off easy ;)

mmm bet that smelt tastey!

 

Doh! A deer, a female deer!

Roast Venison !

V8 roasted lol

Guess it beats Jezza's V8 food blender!

Thats gross !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: Bloody Hell :eek: :eek:

 

I can't believe it! :eek:

What was the last thing to go throught that deer's mind as it hit?

 

A: Its arse!

Poor thing. I wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was as that BMW cames flying towards it. Probably his arse.

Poor thing. I wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was as that BMW cames flying towards it. Probably his arse.

 

original :p haha

:confused:

:confused:

 

read it again :slap::rofl::rofl:

What was the last thing to go throught that deer's mind as it hit?

 

A: Its arse!

 

my post 20min before si!

my post 20min before si!

 

I was pointing out that Si wasn't being very original!!

my post 20min before si!

 

Ooppss :rofl::rofl:

Love to be the insurance guy at the other end of the phone must be pissing himself in a call centre

what was the last thing to go through that deers mind?

 

his arse!

 

:tongue: :smw:

what was the last thing to go through that deers mind?

 

his arse!

 

:tongue: :smw:

 

i'm saying nothing :x:

ffs lol

ffs lol

 

;)