A blind man slowly walks in to a pub, sits at the bar, orders a large pint of bitter and then says to the bar maid,

 

"I've got this great joke about blondes, anyone want to hear it?"

 

The bar fell silent and Big Bertha, a 6ft blonde looks at the man and says,

 

"Look mate, I'm here with my 4 girlfriends, all of which are blonde, all are proffesional weight lifters and we could all fold you up like a deck chair. So think about it do you still wanna tell that 'blonde' joke?"

 

The man sighed, nodded and then said,

 

"Yeah you're right, I couldn't be bothered to expalin it 5 times!"

 

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Rik

LMAO

 

 

 

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free

and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained

the antidote."

Emo Philips

LOL Here's an old one...

 

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

”Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.

”You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

”What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor. “Be a little more specific.”

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.”

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”

Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried.

The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, ”Are you a natural blonde?”

”Why, yes,” she said.

”I thought so,” said the doctor.

”You have a broken finger.”

 

 

ROFL

 

Chaka!

 

 

 

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free

and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained

the antidote."

Emo Philips