Yep, what a day to have as my Birthday, 11th September......

 

I'm 29 today......one more year to the big 30!!

 

Matty.

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy buffday m8

 

Andy & Lyns

Happy Birthday me main man!

 

 

 

 

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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land

on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of

a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright.

Happy birthday mate, now how about treating yourself???

 

Leigh

 

Off to see a man about a dog tomorrow...

 

Matty.

 

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Don't buy a dog, get big snails instead

Happy birthday old git

All the best Matlad

 

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS;).

I was really looking for the other snail joke but stumbled across this one instead which seemed much more apt for Matty.

 

Happy Birthday young whippersnapper

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There's this snail who wants to buy a Nissan 300Z. So one day he's going past the showroom and he sees a red Z car in the window, and he goes in and asks the salesman the price. The salesman quotes him a price of $35,000.

 

 

The snail says, "I'll buy it." The salesman is a little perplexed and he asks, "You got the money?" The snail says, "Sure" and gives the salesman $35,000 in cash. He says, "But one thing. Can you do me one favor? Can you change the 'Z' to an 'S'?"

 

 

The salesman calls in his mechanic and asks him if he can make the change. The mechanic does so and the snail happily gets in the car. He drives out of the showroom, puts the car in first gear, and lays a patch of rubber twenty feet down the road. He shifts into second and lays a patch of rubber fifteen feet down the road. In third gear the snail leaves a patch of rubber ten feet down the road. He shifts into fourth and is gone in a cloud of dust.

 

 

The mechanic turns to the salesman and says, "Holy smokes! Did you see that S-Car go."

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grone

Nice one Matty - happy bidet mate

 

What car are you treating yourself to mate?

 

Many wappy returns mate

 

 

 

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->Glen

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..hang on a minute lads... I got a great idea..

had my 31st a couple of weeks ago,get ready for a big change in how you think when u hit 30

i shit myself

happy birthday bud

Congrats

 

Remember guys get better with age [to a point!]

 

CheerZ,

Dave [soon 2 b 33]

Happy birthday mate, hope u gonna be sending us all some cake.

 

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Happy Birthday Matty,O to be young again.

 

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Happy birthday Matty, buy yerself another Zed as a pressie !

happy birthday m8

Happy birthday you old tart!

Oh well another year to go till your insuranse is beer money But i can still knock years off you, with a hair cut lol

 

All the best..............harve

Originally posted by jaylox:

i shit myself

 

Really?? How often?? Thats something I would NEVER admitt to Jay

 

Andy

yeah and i thought id only farted!was quite a supprise