Not as bad as that Courve Reserve Chateux Nourweise Wogga Wogga cr*p though, pah!!

 

Quite right m8ey (1) - at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half-an-hour!

 

Quite right m8ey (2) - restraint, respect, moderation.

 

Quite right m8ey (3) - good lock down, craig. More respect.

 

Lastly, there used to be a pub opposite Honda Europe in Caversham called the "Moderation" - so you could have said, yes dear, I am going out drinking with the mates tonight but only in moderation...

 

- Gio

Oh! Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,

Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy begger,

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume,

Schoepenhauer and Haegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine,

Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel.

 

There was nothing Neitsche couldn't teach ye

About the raising of the wrist.

Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

 

 

Oh! John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

Drank half a pint of shandy (was particularly ill).

Plato, they say, could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle.

Hobbes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

``I drink, therefore I am!''

 

 

Oh, Socrates himself is particularly missed.

A lovely little thinker....

But a bugger when he's pissed!

 

 

Would it be impolite at this juncture Gio, to ask if you can supply me a fish licence for my pet fish , eric?

 

 

 

 

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->Glen

-

Skyline GT-R

'You dont so much drive this car -

as hang on for dear life..'

J.Clarkson

Wot, for your pet fish, Lymon?

 

(aha 2 references for the price of one )

LMAO! Gio returns the next morning to laugh at his own double-python reference, im in stitches!

 

If you are calling the author of 'A la recherche du install de controller du boost' a loony Ill have to ask you to step outside.....

 

spoken like a gentleman

Originally posted by senna:

Oh! Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,

Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy begger,

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume,

Schoepenhauer and Haegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine,

Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel.

 

There was nothing Neitsche couldn't teach ye

About the raising of the wrist.

Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

 

 

Oh! John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

Drank half a pint of shandy (was particularly ill).

Plato, they say, could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle.

Hobbes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

``I drink, therefore I am!''

 

 

Oh, Socrates himself is particularly missed.

A lovely little thinker....

But a bugger when he's pissed!

 

 

Would it be impolite at this juncture Gio, to ask if you can supply me a fish licence for my pet fish , eric?

 

 

 

I have a part used dog license which you could trim down with toe nail clippers in order to fit a small domestic fishes' windscreen