Right we're all from different parts of the UK and all use different words for everyday things.. and I don't flaming well know what the majority of the words mean... so here we go...

 

KEEP IT CLEAN! And give us a couple of words from your neck of the woods and what they mean..

this thread is on the turn. i'm off out for a spin in me jam jar to get me self some snout an a 8th of bob hope.

 

and I'd translate that as...

 

this thread is going downhill... im off out for a drive in my car to get some crack and a thing of weed :confused:

Some cocaine and an eighth of dope!! Your in for a good night :rofl:

and I'd translate that as...

 

this thread is going downhill... im off out for a drive in my car to get some crack and a thing of weed :confused:

 

nearly, snout is cigarettes and he is getting an 8th of cannabis resin

tha's nesh

 

thats ??

thats ??

 

someone that is always cold and as my nan would have said " should change their butcher" :rofl:

 

"Scarborough warning"- Youve had your last polite warning, once more and youll know about it!

 

Im suprised the NE guys have not mentioned "canny lad" they seem to get the word canny into every sentence :rofl:

nearly, snout is cigarettes and he is getting an 8th of cannabis resin

 

Stoner............:bow::D

Stoner............:bow::D

we need a smiley smoking a joint lol

we need a smiley smoking a joint lol

 

i need to be smoking a joint to make me smiley. :D

wuwhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

butty / butty bach = mate

****tastic

valley commando = your usual slutty girl with no knickers

marrygold = poofter

john duff=puff

cackey basher=puff

limp wristed=puff

andy duff=puff

cackey basher=puff

limp wristed=puff

 

:rofl:

PMSL, you are on form tonite lol

andy pandy = poof also

batty boy/man = gay

sinking the man in the boat/flicking the bean=women playing with them selves

my babber= friend

kick the back door in = giving it her up the bum hole

giving it the bigun=getting mouthy/or acting tough,

loose moose= ugly girl easy to sleep with

wired up= paranoid / short tempered

jog on= f*uck off/ go away

you si = idiot

straightener = clean fight

straightener with tools = fight with weapons

tooled up = carrying a weapon

PMSL, you are on form tonite lol

 

must be the Lambrini :rofl:

batty boy/man = gay

sinking the man in the boat/flicking the bean=women playing with them selves

my babber= friend

kick the back door in = giving it her up the bum hole

giving it the bigun=getting mouthy/or acting tough,

loose moose= ugly girl easy to sleep with

wired up= paranoid / short tempered

jog on= f*uck off/ go away

you si = idiot

straightener = clean fight

straightener with tools = fight with weapons

tooled up = carrying a weapon

 

all in=anything goes in a fighting bout lol, you should see the gypos when they have an all in, fook, glad im only spectating lol

I went out an' got meself a new dicky an a tie for me gregory a new pair of daisies and a pair of strides that will deffo knock the birds out :duffer::D

I see the thread got renamed :rofl:

which wise crack changed the thread title to "British Slag" :rofl:

Thora Hurd = Turd

 

BTW, when I saw the title of the thread, 'British Slag', I was expecting to see....