after eight years, i finally got into a flat we let to some oldish guy, i was shocked to find the way he lives

 

i only got in cause he needed his washbasin unblocking, it was full of lime, and when you see the pics you wil realise how the lime got i there

 

yes that is piss

 

after i unblocked the waste

 

the rest of his flat

 

 

 

i wouldnt let my dog sleep on this

 

 

and i aint cleaning the foker up for the dirty tw4t

thats why i like being self employed because i was once called out to a gas fire, the guy answered the door in his pants:hurl:. the house was disgusting it hurt my nose to breath. then he shows me a toilet that "needs looking at" it was fooking brown like the cr@p you see on life of grime. at this point i just walk out never to see the dirty fooker again

pmsl, i aint cockley, it doesnt bother me seeing stuff like this

 

i remeber phoning an ambulance for a tennant once, he was being sick when they turned up and both paramedics were reaching and eyes watering whilst this gy was being sick, i had to let them leave and help this guy into the ambulance myself lol:hurl:

i've just nearly spat beer all over the laptop, i dont know how ya do it Allen cos i could'nt.

fook that - i cant even handle seeing someone spit on the road without heaving my guts out ..... have the weakest stomach ever :hurl:

i've just nearly spat beer all over the laptop, i dont know how ya do it Allen cos i could'nt.

 

i love it lol, it makes me realise evertime i feel lazy and wish i didnt work what life could be like

 

p.s its allAn lol

fook that - i cant even handle seeing someone spit on the road without heaving my guts out ..... have the weakest stomach ever :hurl:

shandy belly lol

Who lived there Alan?

Male

Female

Or both?

 

The reason why I ask is I have rented property out for years and I have to say in all honesty that the blokes were far cleaner than the girls.

I never had to replace a single thing as it was immaculate for 10 years until I rented it out to a girl and all I can say is what a filthy cow she was the place was a shit hole needless to say I gave her marching orders after 12 weeks:hurl:

Who lived there Alan?

Male

Female

Or both?

 

The reason why I ask is I have rented property out for years and I have to say in all honesty that the blokes were far cleaner than the girls.

I never had to replace a single thing as it was immaculate for 10 years until I rented it out to a girl and all I can say is what a filthy cow she was the place was a shit hole needless to say I gave her marching orders after 12 weeks:hurl:

 

i totally agree with this statement...when i had 5 flats i would,nt rent to she,s for the same reason every time i cleaned one out it was full of total shite including on one ocasion used female sanitry gear:hurl:

^ Omg :eek:

Who lived there Alan?

Male

Female

Or both?

 

The reason why I ask is I have rented property out for years and I have to say in all honesty that the blokes were far cleaner than the girls.

I never had to replace a single thing as it was immaculate for 10 years until I rented it out to a girl and all I can say is what a filthy cow she was the place was a shit hole needless to say I gave her marching orders after 12 weeks:hurl:

he is an old guy, we dont rent to women for that exact reason, they are nothing but bother and are filthy cows, the worst is when they dont pay, then go to solicitors with the old sexual harasent business

 

i know you wont,ut if ya ever need to know anything, drop me al line

i love it lol, it makes me realise evertime i feel lazy and wish i didnt work what life could be like

 

p.s its allAn lol

 

sorry allan :mac1::D

sorry allan :mac1::D

 

PMSL:D

Allan,

 

All down to money really eh ? Shame.

 

Alan.

Allan,

 

All down to money really eh ? Shame.

 

Alan.

 

not really, it costs nothing to keep clean, ive seen people worse off than him and aint as dirty

not really, it costs nothing to keep clean, ive seen people worse off than him and aint as dirty

 

hi mate did you let him stay then?

yeah flatlets, bedroom and living room all in one, then either your own toilet or your own kitchen, we dont put both in cause if you have (lets say) 5 flats in one house, you have 6 council taxes to pay as they are all classed individual propertys amd youhave to pay council tax for the actual building

 

So money then ?

 

Alan.

Toilet, or a kitchen ? Tough choice.

 

Alan.

Personally, I would rather have the kitchen than the toilet !

You can pee in the sink, but cant make a fry-up in the Chanty !!

 

Alan..........

Personally, I would rather have the kitchen than the toilet !

You can pee in the sink, but cant make a fry-up in the Chanty !!

 

Alan..........

 

basically we give a service, it consists of providing a room and amenities at a price well within the LHA (local housing allowance), we have over 50 bedsit tennants, over 20 flat tennants and over 7 retail tennants

 

its ahrd to keep an eye on everyone, its also illegal (if they have a tenancy agreement) for us to enter their premises without permission, we are a business, we make money out of peple needing somewhere to live, we dont exploit, we provide a residence

 

there are people out there who hate the rooms we provide because they think that they are above our service, they think they shouldn tclean the rooms becuase they dont belong to them

 

at the end of the day, they dont move into filth, they make their own

I know exactly where you're coming from stella.....

I worked for my local council for 13yrs, have seen some

truly horrendous sites! There was a single guy, mid 30's, lived

alone, used to shit on the floor of his flat. When he was in bed he'd

simply stick his arse out the duvet and crap on the floor and leave

it there. You can imagine what the rest of the property was like!

Another one that springs to mind is a little old lady, mid 80's.

Her toilet blocked up some 5yrs previous, instead of reporting it to

the council, she started crapping into bits of toilet roll and stashing

it behind the lounge door, anyways, she eventually did a moonlight flit

(yep mid 80's!), i kid you not, the pile of shit behind her door was about a foot deep, 3ft long by about 5ft high, you've never seen anything like it.

How the hell these people live like this is beyond me.

Then there was a guy who lived in a 3 story house, the ground floor

was a garage and an entrance hall, with a kitchen above the garage, he actually cut a hole in the kitchen floor and dangled a rope ladder into the garage so that the kids could go out to play without him having to get up

to let them back in again!! He also knocked down a load bearing wall and

left the radiator propped up against a chair in the middle of his new 'room' because he couldn't be arse to reposition it elsewhere!

we have over 7 retail tennants

 

We call that 8 where I come from. We sometimes call it 9, but more often than not we like to call it 8.

We call that 8 where I come from. We sometimes call it 9, but more often than not we like to call it 8.

 

i was counting the propertys i my head, we have 7 full time tennants and we have a shop that changes hands quite regulary for some reason, the last time it was rented out it was split into 2 so we actually had 9 tennants at one time, the shop is currently being put back as on, so it will go back to eight, ATM we have 7 tannants, but the shop may be run as two businessits going to be flowers and catering, hence the expression, ver 7 tennants

the pile of shit behind her door was about a foot deep, 3ft long by about 5ft high,

 

That is one big pile of shit!(said in Jurassic Park voice) LMAO

festering scumbag

well young people have no excuse for living like that but old people who probably have absolutely nobody in the world and have to sit in that flat alone on xmas day.... well I can see how they must just get in a downward spiral. I think its sad that our government wouldnt let asylum seekers live like this but they dont care about their own elderly people.

i was counting the propertys i my head, we have 7 full time tennants and we have a shop that changes hands quite regulary for some reason, the last time it was rented out it was split into 2 so we actually had 9 tennants at one time, the shop is currently being put back as on, so it will go back to eight, ATM we have 7 tannants, but the shop may be run as two businessits going to be flowers and catering, hence the expression, ver 7 tennants

 

Your missing out here then - You want to divide each of the 7 into two and get over 13 separate tenancy rents!!!...PMSL!!!