It's great but can't we have just one more letter?

 

All I am getting is you ****er(s) which could mean you Tommy Tanker, Donald Ducker, Gary Glitter, Stunt Punter, will ya miss her? Hugo Bossers etc. etc.

 

Can I have a 'P' please Bob?

 

What's me Bro gonna be called when he comes to post on here now? Leo ****er? FFS!!!

 

Sort it out!

 

 

 

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Of course you can young Timmy, just wipe the seat when your done!!

Originally posted by Bob:

Of course you can young Timmy, just wipe the seat when your done!!

 

ROFL

 

Will do mate!

 

 

 

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ahh, i wondered why **** had been changed to **** in rock_stars post about aircraft ****pits!!!

 

what happens if we want to discuss mazdas rotary ****el engine????

****in ****ers Twat faced **** Shit!!!!

 

Lets see how many words stay intact

 

LMFAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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Just when you think you've found a new friend they shit on you from a great height....

You mean you're allowed to say **** but you're not allowed to say ****?

**** **** minge **** beaver **** bastard son of a ****ing nob

ROFLM*O

fisting, cunny lingus, carpet muncher, furry cup, helmet, bell end, Fred Tit-mus, Willy Wonka, tool, beef curtains, fleshy axe wound, member(few of them on here LMFAO ), erect penis, flange, nipple, baps, jugs, cheeks, felching, butt muncher, Scheißebumsen!!!

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

fisting, cunny lingus, carpet muncher, furry cup, helmet, bell end, Fred Tit-mus, Willy Wonka, tool, beef curtains, fleshy axe wound, member(few of them on here LMFAO ), erect penis, flange, nipple, baps, jugs, cheeks, felching, butt muncher, Scheißebumsen!!!

 

 

 

 

Class...100 percent success rate!

 

 

 

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F U C K I N G W A N K E R T O S S E R !!!

LMFAO I cracked it .

 

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Fcuk, W4nker, Tosser, Bollox!

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 07-08-2002).]

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Fcuk, W4nker, Tosser, Bollox!

 

 

 

What's the two things you find most funny as a young kid???

 

Swearing and farting! In that order, stay with you for life as a geezer.

 

 

 

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how about I can I willa wonteeeee

*** **** ** ****** ***** ****** *** **** ****** **** **** **** *** ********

The Most Powerful English Word

 

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is "F==K". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "F==K" falls into many grammatical categories.It can be used as a verb - both transitive (Dave f==ked Anne) and intransitive(Dave then f==ked off home). It can be used as an active verb (Dave f==ks Anne regularly) or as a passive verb (Anne is regularly f==ked by Dave). It makes a wonderful adjective (Anne is f==king beautiful) and can even be a noun (Dave is a fine f==k). So you see, there are not many words with the versatility of "F==K". Besides its sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations :

aggression : **** you.

apathy : Who gives a **** anyway?

denial : I didn't ****ing do it.

derision : He ****s everything up

despair : ****ed again.

difficulty : I don't understand this ****ing job.

disbelief : How the **** did you do that?

dismay : Oh, **** it.

displeasure : What the **** is going on?

fraud : I got ****ed by my insurance agent.

goodbye : **** off.

greeting : How the **** are you?

incompetence : He's all ****ed up.

lost : Where the **** are we?

mistake : That's ****ed it.

panic : Let's get the **** out of here.

perplexity : I know **** all about it.

philosophical : Who gives a ****?

rebellion : **** this for a game of soldiers.

resignation : Oh, **** it.

retaliation : Up your ****ing ass.

surprise : **** me.

suspicion : Who the **** are you?

trouble : I guess I'm ****ed now.

 

It can be...useful in describing anatomy : He's a ****ing asshole.

used to tell the time : It's five ****ing thirty.

used in business : How did I get this ****ing job.

a predication : Oh, will I get ****ed.

maternal : You great mother****er.

nautical : **** the admiral.

political : **** Kinnock/Thatcher.

used to open a relationship : Let's ****.

 

 

The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of them being :

What the **** was that? Mayor of Hiroshima

Look at all those ****ing Indians! General Custer

Where's all that ****ing water coming from? Captain of the Titanic

What a place to plant a ****ing tree. Marc Bolan

That's not a real ****ing gun. John Lennon

The ****ing throttle's stuck! Donald Campbell

Who's going to ****ing know? President Nixon

I'm outside the ****ing exclusion zone. Capt. of Gen. Belgrano

Heads are going to ****ing roll! Anne Boleyn

Who let that ****ing woman drive? Space Shuttle Captain

Watch him, he'll have some ****er's eye out. King Harold

I thought I could smell ****ing petrol. Nikki Lauda

What ****ing map? Mark Thatcher

It's my best ****ing coat. Michael Foot

She's just a ****ing secretary. Cecil Parkinson

He's just a ****ing mate. Jeremy Thorpe

Any ****er can understand that. Einstein

It ****ing looks like her! Picasso

Where's the ****ing brakes on this thing. Donald Campbell

Where the **** are we? Christopher Columbus

It's a sunny day, we don't need a ****ing top on the car. JFK

What the ****s that coming down the ventilation shaft. Iraqi airbase staff

Nobody will give a **** about the poll tax. Margaret Thatcher

How the **** do we work that out? Pythagoras

You want what on the ****ing ceiling?! Michaelangelo

I don't suppose it's ****ing raining. Joan of Arc

I didn't want to ****ing go anyway. Sebastion Coe

I haven't got a ****ing clue. Miss Marples.

 

Fcukarama...ROFL

 

 

 

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