Anyone practice any form of self defence here?

 

I been doing Taekwondo for about 13 years wondered if we got any other Martial Artists in here?

 

I been looking at this: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=120224532726&Category=137865&_trksid=p3907.m29

 

any comments?

I've done Kick boxing for about 15 years and Karate (go kan Ru) for about 15, I've had a few bits from them in the past, good service and quick deliver, quality products too....

did about 2 years of shotokan karate 20 years ago lol. These days I so unfit I'd get stuck on that thing and wouldn't be able to get up :D

Did tae kwon do for 3 years Mai Tai kickboxing for 10 years at the same time as doing Lau Gar kung foo.

 

Knee, ankle and back injuries have taken there toll and i have lost alot of my flexability, so i dont do it any more

Little bloke sitting at a bar. Big bloke walks up to him and knocks him clean off he's stall.

Big bloke turns to little bloke and says " Thats Kung Fu from China". Then just walks away.

 

10 minutes later the big bloke does exactly the same thing to the little bloke and says " Thats Karate from Japan" the little bloke walks out of the pub without a word.

 

30 minutes later the little bloke returns to the pub walks over to the big bloke and knocks him out cold. He turns to the barman and says "when he wakes up tell him 'Thats shovel from B&Q'" :rofl:

 

Sorry lads I felt it had to be done. :D

 

Many moons ago I did matial arts for 5 years. Couldn't do it now a days though. :confused:

done w a n k i n g for about 10 years. that count?

he said martial not marital put it away :D

Did Judo for about three years many years ago.

 

The only sort of art I do know involves alchohol. :rofl:

 

Darrell

done w a n k i n g for about 10 years. that count?

 

Isn't Wan-King the bloke that invented the sport?? :confused:

Isn't Wan-King the bloke that invented the sport?? :confused:

 

 

haha maybe.

I thought it was Wan-Kerr :confused:

i did shotokan, gave it up about 14 years ago.

I thought it was Wan-Kerr :confused:

 

Nah, did a search on Wikipedia and that was his brother... ;)

I am a master at Fook All which is a offshoot of Ping Wang Pow which is the deadly art of kicking a can down an alley.

I am a master at Fook All which is a offshoot of Ping Wang Pow which is the deadly art of kicking a can down an alley.

 

 

i challenge you to a dual.

 

I will use the art of wan kerr to defeat you against the art of ping wang pow

 

feel the wrath of my man fat

Jui Jitsu for 8years, Kickboxing for 1year, Kobudo for 4years and started boxing but havent been back since my car accident.

did shotakan with billy higgins 4 14yrs and bob pointon, andy sherry, terry o'niel ect ect...... and my joints are now ****ed!!!!! gave it up and started drinking and smoking its healthier lol!!!!!

i uesd to have one of them leg stretching machnines... pretty good i though :)

Did aikido, judo and boxing from 8 years old until i was 20, now i do M.M.A.

i challenge you to a dual.

 

I will use the art of wan kerr to defeat you against the art of ping wang pow

 

feel the wrath of my man fat

 

 

You dare to challenge the mighty power of Ding No Ting, I will crush you with my deadly caning round spinny ting to the drain pipes you heathen

Mai Tai kickboxing for 10 years

 

Mai Tai?!? thats a fooking cocktail!! :rofl: i take it you mean Muay Thai!! ;)

 

trained mostly in shotokan for the last, er fook... its 24 years now! :x: am a 4th dan black belt. also done kickboxing when i was younger & repaired quicker LOL! some Aikido & other styles breifly

 

had a bit of a rest recently but after a restructure will be training/teaching again soon :hyper:

yeah but can ya all pub fight.

yeah but can ya all pub fight.

 

haha!! do you mean shout a lot, puff your chest out & wait for your mates to "hold you back" before walking off saying "I was gonna 'av 'im!" :mac1: :rofl:

yeah thats the one.

Mai Tai?!? thats a fooking cocktail!! :rofl: i take it you mean Muay Thai!! ;)

 

trained mostly in shotokan for the last, er fook... its 24 years now! :x: am a 4th dan black belt. also done kickboxing when i was younger & repaired quicker LOL! some Aikido & other styles breifly

 

had a bit of a rest recently but after a restructure will be training/teaching again soon :hyper:

paul.. i never knew... if i had i would have started on ya in the restaraunt @ the last boxhill to brighton run!

paul.. i never knew... if i had i would have started on ya in the restaraunt @ the last boxhill to brighton run!

 

theres always next time ;) :D