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bloke goes to the docs having probs with premature ejaculations,he is told "when you feel yourself cuming, give yourself a fright by firing a starting pistol in the air to prolong the sex". 2 days later the doc sees him agian too see how its going.... bloke says "not too good...we were in a 69 and i felt myself cum-so i fired the gun.......my wife shit in my face, bit the end of my cock off, and the milkman came out of the closet with his hands up

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and here i thought you had a problem :D

Yeah - I've seen some self help threads, but I thought this would be a first for a car forum! :rofl:

a common problem this and a cok ring is the way forward,i normally use a wheel barrow innertube :)

bloke goes to the docs having probs with premature ejaculations,he is told "when you feel yourself cuming, give yourself a fright by firing a starting pistol in the air to prolong the sex". 2 days later the doc sees him agian too see how its going.... bloke says "not too good...we were in a 69 and i felt myself cum-so i fired the gun.......my wife shit in my face, bit the end of my cock off, and the milkman came out of the closet with his hands up

 

Class, absolute class :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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