In most big firms I've worked for the main time for gossiping as to the goings on at the office or factory have all taken place by the coffee machine. So i thought i'd start a coffee machine corner where we can all moan about work and life in general.

 

Mines white 2 sugers by the way. Then I'll tell you who was caught eating Cock :shock:

Who wants what then??

 

ooooooh they got hot chocolate in here today!

Well back at the coffee machine.

 

Just been on a marathon discussion with my soon to be EX wife (only three months to go :hyper: :nana2: :nana2: ) It is the hardest thing in the world to try reach agreement with someone who refuses to accept anything you say. Even when you have resorted to putting everything in writing she still say I have said or done something comepletely different.

 

Apparently I've benn having an affair for the last 5 years (which i haven't) and I've been setting her up to ruin her all this time and some other woman isn't going to get what is hers. I've deliberately got her to go to marrieage guidence 5 years ago so I could use it against her in a divorce. I've run our income down deliberately, because I've stopped her taking money out of the business (40,000 this year) and if the business carn't afford for her to spend thousands of pounds of it's money when she likes then it's obviously not proffitable. (Bare in mind this has nothing to do with the £30000 a year salary i've been paying her)

 

Generally i'm a bad lot who's been poisoning my children against her etc.

Is it my age and the fact I don't want this shit anymore. Is it because she's a greedy self serving deluded whitch or are all women like this and I just didn't see it because I was functioning on the 4 brain cells in my penis end.

 

That feels so much better.

 

No they are not, not all women are bitter. I as a woman would never take from a man, im proud to earn and work for my own things, women that milk a man because they can and its easier than getting off their arses and doing it themselves, imho need to have a lesson in self respect and worth

well its nice to know theyre not all snakes then!

so whats going on with your zed then saz?

not much lol, it goes, guzzles petrol, costs me a fortune and makes my stress levels rise lol

It shouldnt stress you out poppet!

 

I still take it youve fallen out of love with it?

cant wait to lock it away and be done with it tbh.

if your that hacked off with it, why dont you sell it and try something else?

 

Fook me its hacking it down here!!!!

because id get fook all for it and i dont want to get rid of it, just put it away for a while.

 

I can not justify 50 quid a week for petrol to work and back, its not doing the car any favours using it as a daily driver either.

Yeah i know what you mean. My last one was a daily driver and it was sooooo expensive. Now ive got my 'Blade as my daily user and fingers crossed next weekend ill have a zed on the drive as well......... but keep that bit quiet, its a suprise!

because id get fook all for it and i dont want to get rid of it, just put it away for a while.

 

I can not justify 50 quid a week for petrol to work and back, its not doing the car any favours using it as a daily driver either.

 

Ever Thought of getting a SWB NA. I'm made up with mine and I enjoy driving it without any worries just like I used to with my TT before it went pop.

 

The difference is another NA lump might cost £500 max and a day to swap over. Where as the TT I spend all my time monitoring gauges and listening for any new noise. Then I relax and give it a nailing and then worry like a worrying thing that It's going to cost me another £45 million to fix. Its so much easier this NA thing and still fun.

to be honest the one ive got apart from exterior damage, is pretty sound, mechanically (so im told anyway) and i would not want to risk getting rid of it for a dog, so for now its drive the old mans car and keep the zed for every now and again!

whats wrong with the exterior?

whats right with it lol

 

its got different front wheels to the back, the front bumper is all smashed up and even in its correct form looks a divvell, the paint is cracking off and the rear bumper is cracked from where someone drove into me

poor thing!