In most big firms I've worked for the main time for gossiping as to the goings on at the office or factory have all taken place by the coffee machine. So i thought i'd start a coffee machine corner where we can all moan about work and life in general.

 

Mines white 2 sugers by the way. Then I'll tell you who was caught eating Cock :shock:

ill start i just love whinging.

 

Im sick of the government letting all utilities and taxes rise, interest rates rise, knowing full well that our wages arent increasing to match, its simple mathematics, its all going tits up, sort it you retards!!

 

Mines white 2 sugers by the way. Then I'll tell you who was caught eating Cock :shock:

 

You got caught :shock:

 

 

 

 

Filter for me :D

You got caught :shock:

 

 

 

 

Filter for me :D

 

There's your coffee. no suger? Cheecky git Chris C hasn't been over here for ages but I confess to having been caught with my mouth full of Cock-au-Vin.

I can't stand coffee! :hurl:

well have a coco then Si, will match ya slippers :p ;)

I hate slippers too.

FFS, Si moans enought as it is..... this is provoking him!!!

 

:D

Oh, mines Tea white 2 sugars please fella

Tea with milk only...BUT, have to have a bar of chocolate with mine. Not fussed about tea on its own, certainly can't have it before food first thing in the morning. Makes me feel crap.

ill start i just love whinging.

 

Im sick of the government letting all utilities and taxes rise, interest rates rise, knowing full well that our wages arent increasing to match, its simple mathematics, its all going tits up, sort it you retards!!

 

Look for years ever since Mrs thatcher got rid of our manufacturing we've been trading on speculation of what value things might acheive. There called Futures FFS. Another of the Thatcher *****x stratergies. Sooner or later these promises have to produce the goods and when they don't.

 

You realise that a bank invaesting in futures only needs to have one tenth of the money it loans because it borrows against futures. Which is some persons conviction that that investment will return large proffits. Hence Northern Rock.

 

Sorry Saz did you say you have sure?

Yeah Thatchers Britain :rant: ........... fook it, I've dropped my biscuit in my tea now :mad:

Yeah Thatchers Britain :rant: ........... fook it, I've dropped my biscuit in my tea now :mad:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Here you got 20p I'll get you a fresh un.

did i say i have sure (scartches head lol)

 

I dont care whether it was Thatcher or Ali bloody G, something needs to be done about it now

Yep we need a Pragmatic party that is going to use some comon sense and realise that as well as making fook all to sell, that we can't keep inflating the value of our homes to borrow on as it don't add up, but also that it is unsustainable to have a third of the UK workforce employed by the government as they don't generate any National income.

to have a third of the UK workforce employed by the government as they don't generate any National income.

 

What sort of jobs are they, because i sure as fook contibute to the governemts piggy bank, to the tune of £1000 a fooking month!

What sort of jobs are they, because i sure as fook contibute to the governemts piggy bank, to the tune of £1000 a fooking month!

 

 

yes you pay you taxes as do us, but you are not producing any goods, services which adds to the economy from export etc, if you know what i mean.

 

The civil servants, public employee services are not bringing income into the economy

 

We need more to put to the international market place i think is what Mark means

Aaaaah, gotcha. Very true, but Civil service/Armed Forces jobs are essential. The country just wouldnt run without them.

 

Things have got bad enough for me to make a drastic move, one me and Jodie get married in 2010, we're emigrating to Canada perminantly! Cant wait to get out of this hole!

i would never emigrate personally, i do like this country i just think its lost its way, i would line the do gooders up, the bloody pc crew, shoot them and get back to making Britain great and a nation to be reckoned with!

it will take many many years to get this country back to a state where i would consider returning. To be honest, i just cant see it happening. Policitions havent got the minerals to make a stand. Theyre too busy looking outwards instead of sorting the problems from within.

What sort of jobs are they, because i sure as fook contibute to the governemts piggy bank, to the tune of £1000 a fooking month!

 

Each time you have a new party elected they don't trust the civil servants the previous lot employed, but because they rely on the civil service to run government they dare not sack em or change their jobs incase they hold the goverment to ransom or just fook things up. So they employ their own civil servants. After a while the ones now sitting on their hands decide they must look like they have a purpose and start issung white papers that every firm in the land has to fill in or get finded. Nearly 100% of which is information easily gleened from other sorses and of no real value other than the large fines dished out if you don't return them.

 

So now as a small business trying to hold it all to gether. Instead of concentrating on running your business you are spending about 2 working days a week filling in National Rating forms, National Statistics forms, Race relations forms, Ethnic demographic survays DTI workers Audit etc. Most of which are asking for all the same information in a different bias. Why? just so all these forgotten madderins can pretend to be actively doing something.

 

Then of course there is the pay scales they are on. You can rise to the highest scale purely by looking busy at the right time and not offending anyone. Fook all to do with weather you have any kind of worth while function. So for keeping you head down and not making waves you can find yourself a top earning civil sevant with a £500,000 a year pay cheque a free/ no tax liability civil service pool car and all for doing nothing of any sevice to the country.

 

You'd also think that now we have more civil servants than when Britain manage one third of the earths people we'd be able to get everything bob on.

MMMMM it's great isn't it.

Well b0ll0x to you all and b0llo0x to the government. I'm here to moan! I've just been injected with modified mouse protein (which manages to sound both weird and rude all at the same time), my only means of transport until the NA Z is fixed has just broken down 5 minutes from home (total power failure in the Beemer: bye bye steering, which was fun) and I'm now permanently skint due to my upcoming life sentence...er...I mean, wedding!

 

Tea. A cowful of milk and enough sugar to make Dentists weep please.

 

And strangely, some cheese would be kinda nice...

 

:wack: :D

Each time you have a new party elected they don't trust the civil servants the previous lot employed, but because they rely on the civil service to run government they dare not sack em or change their jobs incase they hold the goverment to ransom or just fook things up. So they employ their own civil servants. After a while the ones now sitting on their hands decide they must look like they have a purpose and start issung white papers that every firm in the land has to fill in or get finded. Nearly 100% of which is information easily gleened from other sorses and of no real value other than the large fines dished out if you don't return them.

 

So now as a small business trying to hold it all to gether. Instead of concentrating on running your business you are spending about 2 working days a week filling in National Rating forms, National Statistics forms, Race relations forms, Ethnic demographic survays DTI workers Audit etc. Most of which are asking for all the same information in a different bias. Why? just so all these forgotten madderins can pretend to be actively doing something.

 

Then of course there is the pay scales they are on. You can rise to the highest scale purely by looking busy at the right time and not offending anyone. Fook all to do with weather you have any kind of worth while function. So for keeping you head down and not making waves you can find yourself a top earning civil sevant with a £500,000 a year pay cheque a free/ no tax liability civil service pool car and all for doing nothing of any sevice to the country.

 

You'd also think that now we have more civil servants than when Britain manage one third of the earths people we'd be able to get everything bob on.

MMMMM it's great isn't it.

 

 

Now i properly understand what your saying. I totally agree, i would say 90% of the forms people have to fill in are purely there to give someone a job, or for them to say "look what ingenious form ive created, give me a pay rise".

 

Why is everything nowadays rely on 20 different ways to account for your life/actions, when one simple system would work

whos hidden the bourbons????

whos hidden the bourbons????

 

Can't see bourbons ,but there's some chocolate caramels here and some half eaten bits of cheese.

Now i properly understand what your saying. I totally agree, i would say 90% of the forms people have to fill in are purely there to give someone a job, or for them to say "look what ingenious form ive created, give me a pay rise".

 

Why is everything nowadays rely on 20 different ways to account for your life/actions, when one simple system would work

 

 

one system: Educate yourself if you want, Work, earn, take responsibility for your own actions.

 

a total overhaul of the benefits system and abolish " wheres theres blame, there is a claim" culture.

 

Oh yes and punish the scum, make them fear their actions.

 

but thats just my un pc opinion again