Lots of members online is everyone too skint to go out? lol

im saving up for some lady repellant, my boyish good looks, charm and wit just dont cut the mustard anymore

too cold, too wet and too windy to go anywhere :)

waiting for the showdown on the uk how much thread,lol :rofl:

cold,wet and windy to

 

sound like my perfect bird :rofl:

 

you seen any snow yet

 

you seen any snow yet

 

 

errrr no :slap:

 

:cry:

errrr no :slap:

 

:cry:

 

but ya cold wet and windy though lol

Tonight I am mostly watching trashy TV, then I may pay a visit to Mistress Palm and her five sisters.. :rofl:

 

Usual night in for me - dinner, TV, bed. I'm so exciting.

but ya cold wet and windy though lol

 

 

 

Im not windy :rofl:

Tonight I am mostly watching trashy TV, then I may pay a visit to Mistress Palm and her five sisters.. :rofl:

Usual night in for me - dinner, TV, bed. I'm so exciting.

 

Tooooo much info :shock: :rofl: :rofl:

Tonight I am mostly watching trashy TV, then I may pay a visit to Mistress Palm and her five sisters.. :rofl:

 

Usual night in for me - dinner, TV, bed. I'm so exciting.

 

PMSL :rofl: Great exercise but watch you don't go blind ;) :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: Great exercise but watch you don't go blind ;) :rofl:

 

Who said that?

 

Very nearly a wine/keyboard interface moment :rofl:

Not skint, just can't be arsed to go out tonight. Was asked, but quite happy eating ice cream. 'Going out' is over hyped. Like it once a month, but can't be bothered otherwise.

 

Up to see the other half tomorrow, need to get up early to get some stuff sorted out and pick up my Mondeo.

Who said that?

 

 

nowt better than jossling the old johnson lol

Getting up early to chip the cheese off? :rofl: ;)

LOL! :rofl:

but quite happy eating ice cream.

 

I was doing that too.. Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough.. mmmmmmm droolicious.

Getting up early to chip the cheese off? :rofl: ;)

 

 

:hurl:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't waste it though, with all the different smelly shit they sell in the supermarkets these days you could probably make a fortune :D

cheese spread :)

Oh and I'm drinking copious quantities of Belgium's finest and quaffing a rather nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon - yes I have a drinking problem, I can't get enough of it :D

cheese spread :)

 

To go with the fish paste?

 

:hurl: :rofl:

cheese spread :)

 

Is that when a slapper spreads their le..... actually no lets not go there :rofl:

To go with the fish paste?

 

:hurl: :rofl:

 

Bwahahahahahaha FPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

very 'filling' meal by the sounds of it