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hahahahahaha

:rofl:

 

SAD!

Tell you what, as shit as it might be. What a great, cheap first time car for some little scrote.

Cheap??? You can get much better cars for the price! It's a Panda FFS! :rofl:

aye, might be good for a 17 year old girl that doesn't mind having the pee ripped out of her by every chav she drives past lol

 

still a panda underneith!

How you come across that anyway ?? :rofl:

Maybe he was looking for a 'stunning show car' and that appeared! LOL

that will be in best of Britain at Donny show or the like

 

 

what he really meant to put:

 

 

 

"It has only 5,665,739,319 miles on the clock and has a Never had a full MOT or road tax. As it is a 1 litre, it is very cheap to insure, not that i ever bother with that but if thats your bag, go for it. and makes an ideal scrap car.

 

It is so easy to drive and has NEVER let me down but then again i have thrown 20 quid of taxpayers money on it on shitty stupid stick ons from Halfrauds.

 

We have owned the car for almost four years because no **** would buy it off us and the gentleman we bought it from who was in a local institution, purchased it from new at the Southampton Fiat Dealer.

 

It never starts first time in the cold, I only use it travel a couple of miles a day because the local bill are after me for a string of offences and being in breach of my ASBO the fuel consumption is absolutely wonderful you can fill it up and treble the value of the car!!

 

 

It is a superb little example of what spotty, benefit grabbing, adidas tracksuit wearing scrotes like me can achieve I have spent pence pence pence over the last year modifying.

 

Here is a list of the modifications which have been done:

 

 

 

 

Interior

 

Full black and grey vinyl apholstrey with matching floor mats robbed from the local poundland

 

Knackered Mutant cd player/radio tuner with aux output for ipod or mp3 connection, my mate Baz nicked it whils tripping on an E

 

Front Pioneer speakers, they are shagged but we found them in a skip.

 

Kenwood chef speakers sunk in to the parcel shelf

 

Exterior

 

RGM Renault 5GT Turbo Front Splitters PERFECTLY fitted by me and my homies after a night on the LSD

 

RGM Vauxhall Nova GT Rear Spoiler, I mean come on its got a Nova part on it because everyone wants a nova

 

Lester Fiat Panda Side Skirts

 

VW 13" alloys based on the size of our lasses muff

 

Custom made Front Grill robbed off next doors barbecue

 

Under Car remote Controll Neons (Blue) coz is the hardest chav on da block

 

Savage 4" Roar back box

 

This car is ideal for benefit scroungin, prepubescent fcuktards, the mentally and visually impaired or for anyone who wants a shed to throw off the white cliffs of Dover. The exhaust sounds wonderful, and really sounds hearty just like mi mams farts after a Fray Bentos!

 

I know most people leave it until the end to list the bas parts, however there ARE NONE!!! not that any cars have bas parts and it would be an impossibility to list all the bad parts as ebay have a character limit and there aint enough space on the old web

 

I am being 100% honest there are no mechanical , electric or cosmetic faults with this car. I have just come out of the nick for deception too

 

 

The paint work is original Dulux Gloss, the engine sounds amazing and the sound system gives out over 1330 Wts all together of crackling, farting and chav dance shite!! yes thats right 1330, yes you really can buy more powerful microwaves, my mate Tyler nicked one just last week

 

If you have any questions please contact me

Many thanks

 

Barry Chav"

that will be in best of Britain at Donny show or the like

 

 

I went to 'Donny' once. Absolutely terrible. I think it was back in 2001. The only good bit was the drive there and back. Place was full of undesirables, tarts, crap looking kitted up ugly 'show cars' and rubbish weather.

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaa f*uckin brilliant

 

Exterior

 

RGM Renault 5GT Turbo Front Splitters PERFECTLY fitted by me and my homies after a night on the LSD

 

RGM Vauxhall Nova GT Rear Spoiler, I mean come on its got a Nova part on it because everyone wants a nova

 

Lester Fiat Panda Side Skirts

 

VW 13" alloys based on the size of our lasses muff

 

Custom made Front Grill robbed off next doors barbecue

 

Under Car remote Controll Neons (Blue) coz is the hardest chav on da block

 

Savage 4" Roar back box

 

 

Says the girl who's Zed looks like it fell out the nearest chav estate with Vile Side stuck all over it :nono:

it aint got veilside on it now?

Not on the front no, but the rest?

aye but thats not overly chav besides your all free to rip the piss out of my car i cant flipping stand it lol, i rip piss out of it myself lol

Rear bumper is isn't it? You still got the Kitkat wrappers up the door? ;)

aye but thats not overly chav

 

 

The only thing that could be more chavvy is if it were sprayed burbery! lol :rofl:

well actually theres a thought, i could just make a joke out of it, the only reason im keeping it is because i cant afford anything else lol

well actually theres a thought, i could just make a joke out of it, the only reason im keeping it is because i cant afford anything else lol

 

 

Hey at least you HAVE a zed :cry:

i dont want one though lol just cant keep away from this place lol

You can't afford anything else? Remind me again just how expensive running a Z actually is?

yes but for what i would get selling it i could not afford to buy another car, it does not make financial sense to get rid to buy another old car that could break down on me every verse end lol

im loving the AP racing stickers on the brakes mwahahahahahaha.

 

that aside iv seen worse 300's :) not my cuppa, but lets face it! he/she can spell fairly well so at least there educated! when i passed my test 7 years ago i bought my first car. A bmw 316i lexus lights, chrome trim everywhere! shocking!! Looking back its funny, but its what some of us do, some still criticise others yet there covering up there own image/taste.

Thats kinda what they did to that fiat on the british pimp my ride, then the car got robbed the week after...

please someone shoot them with a pump action.

The poor car, its not the cars fault, it was designed to transport grannies across the italian villages of parma to the fresh tomatoe farms.

Why they brought them here god knows but its cruel and should stop.

You still got the Kitkat wrappers up the door? ;)

 

fpmsl :rofl:

Thats kinda what they did to that fiat on the british pimp my ride, then the car got robbed the week after...

please someone shoot them with a pump action.

The poor car, its not the cars fault, it was designed to transport grannies across the italian villages of parma to the fresh tomatoe farms.

Why they brought them here god knows but its cruel and should stop.

 

 

Kinda? Dude, it's totally different....

 

 

LOL @ it being stolen! Who the hell would want to drive it, let alone steal it. Mind you, it is 'famous'...or rather infamous! Maybe it had some expensive ICE in it....and hopefully it's now been melted down and turned into anusol tube caps!

Thats exactly why they stole it, the ice is worth thousands, God i would never been seen in something like that, i would honestly be so embarrased.

 

The worst thing is, the keep every mechanical thing standard including brakes, that ridiculous, ahhhhhhh it really annoys me.