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Kebab Chaos

I just got some abuse off a car full of young asian lads who pulled up and started calling me a poser etc.

They were in a white Nova with loads of chrome and a hideous body kit with blue underlighting and I'd watched them doing laps round town!

They were not happy when I got out and emptied the remains of my kebab on their bonnet...

The cheeky bastards even tried to keep up with me as I left the scene! LOL

 

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    They could always cover the kebab stain with an airbrushed picture of "Conan the Barbarian"...

     

    I'm sure it's on his list of upgrades somewhere.

     

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    Chris,

    are you out of your mind????

    How could you waste a precious kebab on a piece of shit like a Nova!!!

    Dave

     

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    Hope there was plenty of chilli sauce...

     

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    Bloody Funny!

     

    Would love to have seen that.

     

    I had fun coming back from Windsor this week on the racetrack they call the M25.

    This big SAAB was tailgating me, I did chuckle as I dropped dropped a cog at 100 at saw him dissappear into the distance...

     

    Kebab..., excellent! .. still chuckling

     

     

     

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    They were not amused is all I can say.

    Thinking about it now I can't help laughing myself.

    My mate could not believe I did it and neither can I.

    I had had a pint and it must have gone straight to my head!

    I wasn't too worried as the little shit driving could only just see over his multi-coloured steering wheel.

     

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    What is it with the youth of today, when I was dreaming about my first car it was a Capri 2.8 injection special, nowadays all they want is a Champagne Vauxhall Nova in the sky...someday you will find me...

     

    What I want to know is why you get these spotty little erks driving this outrageously stupid looking monstrosity with some really nice nubile blonde chick sat in the equally stupid looking Cobra fixed harness racing seat as a passenger??? Don't live in Wales if you're easily offended by Nova's/Peugeout 309 GTI's...not good I'm afraid!

     

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    i think you should get a beating for wasting a perfectly good kebab. rember gents we all had dodgy cars when we were younger and being a cruise veteran i can tell you that some of the novas you see are very very quick so beware of the unsuspecting pocket rocket brigade lol

     

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