have just been told by another neighbour that our new neighbour (who are a bit dodgy) was lurking about in my back garden late last nite, i was told a few weeks ago that someone had been seen lurking about in the back yards so one of my neighbours had a camera set up and caught this fooker climbing over my fence and raking about

 

tried knocking on his door to confront him but got no answer

 

do i handle this my way and give him a warning and probably a kicking or do i get the police involved and get told that he is actually allowed to roam around in my back garden as he wasnt actually stealing anything :rolleyes:

 

am well pissed off, i hate the fact that someone has climbed into y garden and was racking about, im actually fuming

well the little fooker kicked my gate open this morning, he got a swift backhander

 

just pulled him and all his mate's and told them if i catch them in my garden again they will all get a clip

 

they were very apologetic and one offered me a can, will leave it at that (for now)

well the little fooker kicked my gate open this morning, he got a swift backhander

 

just pulled him and all his mate's and told them if i catch them in my garden again they will all get a clip

 

they were very apologetic and one offered me a can, will leave it at that (for now)

 

Ahhhh - a can, new bezzie mate now :rofl:

Ahhhh - a can, new bezzie mate now :rofl:

 

its the chav thing to do apperently lol, i didnt accept, would have one of the joints he had behind his ear though lol

its the chav thing to do apperently lol, i didnt accept, would have one of the joints he had behind his ear though lol

 

Instead of a quick backhander you should of grabbed him by his ear - then a quick slide of hand and you've got yourself a joint :rofl:

buy a tazer mate , leaves no marks and is easily concealed, taser the fecker and leave him lying on the ground

PMSL, maybe next time, still think the windows will go through at some time, will leave it a few weeks then bang, gloss tin through the window

 

i dont mind them being in their house doing whatever they want, but when they are booting my garden gate open to get into the sess pit its a big no no

buy a tazer mate , leaves no marks and is easily concealed, taser the fecker and leave him lying on the ground

 

PMSL, i would love one

buy a tazer mate , leaves no marks

 

YES THEY FECKING DO!!!!!:wack:

just do wat my mate did ,one of the so called hard men keyed his civic one nite and we have him on cctv doin it , my mate went to his house draged him out and f*cked him into his car and drove him to the hills and gave him a hidein he will never 4get left him there wit no shoes and had to walk home haha ,he never came near his house or his car again , thats the way to do it :smash:

Alan go hire a mini digger and dig a hole around 8ftx8ft but you need to go around 10 feet deep. Cover the hole in bamboo sticks and lay them over the hole then cover the bamboo in a sheet of imitation grass the kind you see in greengrocers.He will probably on come back one more time after that so it should do the trick:rofl:;)

have just been told by another neighbour that our new neighbour (who are a bit dodgy) was lurking about in my back garden late last nite, i was told a few weeks ago that someone had been seen lurking about in the back yards so one of my neighbours had a camera set up and caught this fooker climbing over my fence and raking about

 

tried knocking on his door to confront him but got no answer

 

do i handle this my way and give him a warning and probably a kicking or do i get the police involved and get told that he is actually allowed to roam around in my back garden as he wasnt actually stealing anything :rolleyes:

 

am well pissed off, i hate the fact that someone has climbed into y garden and was racking about, im actually fuming

 

got any kids ?

 

if not stick some carpet grippers across the top of the fence, ;) works wonders lol:D police are waste of time there take 2wks before the come and see you about it anyway :rolleyes:

if he constantly uses the same way to get over into your garden, trap it then run out and boot the fook out of him.

 

dont forget to drop a lawnmower and a weapon and claim he took and used both. that justifies use of force.

fao stellaz http://www.theoutdoorsman.co.uk then click on pyrotechnics,then bangs this should slow him down if not it u'll fook him up ,,,i want everything..... lol

PMSL, i thin he got the message, have got some gripper rods from work, they willl be going along the top of my fence, also gonna hammer some naild through mygate, when he kicks it again he wil get a nail through the foot

id let him know that you know he was about and take it from there no point in aggrevating the situation until you have to mate

 

My thoughts too......

 

......no point in getting yourself in shit over some wierdo who it not worth it mate.

 

Richard:cool:

the situation has changed since i first posted this thread, i caught him red handed kicking my gate in and pulling the neighbours fence down

If I were you id get a mate in a balaclava to gag him, blindfold him, throw him in the back of a van, take him to the middle of knowhere, strip him and leave the c**t!

If I were you id get a mate in a balaclava to gag him, blindfold him, throw him in the back of a van, take him to the middle of knowhere, strip him and leave the c**t!

 

yeah, what she said but tie him to a tree aswell, then leave it a day and put a note through his door for his wife with directions to where he is :wack:

Sharp pins in the top of the fence along the length of it. He will injure himself next time if you get into trouble say it was to stop birds settling on the top of the fence. then kick he's head in. :cool: