have been told today that there has been a person spotted in the back gardens late at night, police have been round giving us safety tips :rolleyes:

 

normally i would put the security light on (well it would always be on), but instead ive hammered a load of nails in some wood and half buried them all over the garden (its overgrown anyway), tomorrow gonna hammer some nails into the back of my shed door (from inside out), so if any fooker tries to kick my shed door in they will get a nice nail through the foot

 

will switch off the security light aswell, dont want them seeing the nails

 

will put up a disclaimer high in the alley way (so they cant see it lol) stating that security measures have been taken

 

we have an idea who it is, but it needs to be proven, will invest in a security camera

 

fookin theiving scumbags, will rip their balls off and choke them to death with them :rant:

when we had similar problems I nailed carpet gripper to the top of the fence and creosoted it so they would get cut and the wound would fester

sounds like an idea

seemed to work they stopped coming

have been told today that there has been a person spotted in the back gardens late at night, police have been round giving us safety tips :rolleyes:

 

normally i would put the security light on (well it would always be on), but instead ive hammered a load of nails in some wood and half buried them all over the garden (its overgrown anyway), tomorrow gonna hammer some nails into the back of my shed door (from inside out), so if any fooker tries to kick my shed door in they will get a nice nail through the foot

 

will switch off the security light aswell, dont want them seeing the nails

 

will put up a disclaimer high in the alley way (so they cant see it lol) stating that security measures have been taken

 

we have an idea who it is, but it needs to be proven, will invest in a security camera

 

fookin theiving scumbags, will rip their balls off and choke them to death with them :rant:

ile tell you what the best thing is for tops of fences--carpet grips,you cant even pick the things up so can you imagian what the fvkers would do iff they jumped up on the fence with there hands on that stuff

I use these fookers.

 

http://www.screwfix.com/prods/51407/Security/Wall-Spikes/Tiptop-Wall-Spikes-Black-8-Pk

 

Tried them myself.Ouch !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

when we had similar problems I nailed carpet gripper to the top of the fence and creosoted it so they would get cut and the wound would fester

 

Top idea that! Duly noted ;)

Just be careful - trespassing isn't a criminal offence unless there's intent to commit a crime (even though common sense says there usually will be!) so you could leave yourself open to, at least, civil prosecution if someone mutilated themselves because of a home made deterrent... e.g. "my son kicked a ball over the fence, I went to retrieve it and ended up with 20 8" nails embedded in me"...

 

Ridiculous, but bear it in mind! There was a haulage company up here who got into a right mess after someone entered their yard one night and fell in to an uncovered maintenance pit - the fact the injured person was trying to rob the place was no defence... they hadn't even put any deterrents in place, although there was a health and safety issue (typical!!)

ah yes the good old "Duty of Care" rule

 

Sod it if its dark put a bullet through them!!!

We have cctv and 4 dogs plus gates and lights but never needed any of it yet due to living in the sticks LOL

We have cctv and 4 dogs plus gates and lights but never needed any of it yet due to living in the sticks LOL

 

Dude I could hardly find your place with sat-nav LOL!!! I think you're pretty safe ;) LMAO