Just cought my cock in my fly. In a pub loo. Bleeding like a pig and how much pain.

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Unlucky DAVE!!!

did it get caught in a button hole? :rofl:

oooooooops bwahahaha its got two eyes now instead of one!

 

i can imagine that being quite painful, i think

Lol, that will teach you, get jeans with buttons on loke Levis lol, i feel your pain fella

LMAO...Ouch ! were you in a hurry to get back to your beer before it got cold......

Savage!!! I'm just thinking now of tBen Stiller in that scene in 'There's something about Mary'....ouch

I told you not to take that pet fly to the pub. You know he gets frisky when hes had a few.

lol my mate patted me on the back as I was doing them up and zzziiippp ARRRRG ****. didnt hurt half as much as having to unzip it, bloddy (and i do mean bloody) zip was stuck. Had to ask the barman for a plaster lol.

I did this not long ago rushing to go and pick the girlfreind up from work, I'd been having a lazy day off just laying round the house in shorts then realised I was going to be late, stuck a t-shirt on pulled me shorts off and grabbed the closest thing to me which just happened to be a pair of jeans, pulled em on....zzzzzzip, owwwwwwww!!!!! had to just brave it and pull the zip back down, no blood but god it hurt!!!

lol my mate patted me on the back as I was doing them up and zzziiippp ARRRRG ****. didnt hurt half as much as having to unzip it, bloddy (and i do mean bloody) zip was stuck. Had to ask the barman for a plaster lol.

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry Chris but its awefully funny from here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Done the zip thing once or twice, dosent even come close to having a vasectomy, when i had the snip, about 5 other guys also having done too, later all of us walking around in white see threw gowns, like a re-enactment of some john wayne movie, swell up like water melons for days after, and feel like beckam used your two veg as practice.

LOL

I mangled my foreskin in my zip a while back and had to have a circumcision it was such a mess - fook me now that was sore!

Savage!!! I'm just thinking now of tBen Stiller in that scene in 'There's something about Mary'....ouch

 

did you get the beans above the frank :rofl:

Let's hope there's a microsurgery team on standby :D

Let's hope there's a microsurgery team on standby :D

Hey least it`ll take ya mind off your other ailments! :rofl:

OUCH!! i did this when i was a lad and it did really hurt!!

 

worst bit was it had to be undone again as i zipped right up!

 

really feel sorry for you mate :(

ive had coachng all night and the kids have been askingw why i was walking funny.

 

bad back lol

oooooooops bwahahaha its got two eyes now instead of one!

 

i can imagine that being quite painful, i think

 

yeah wouldn't know myself..... ahh the joys of being a boy :(

was circumcised and snipped at the same time .dont miss freddy foreskin at all

but it was like the stiches on my nuts were sword fencing with the stiches round my helmet ...was sore for days and very very tender .......wish i could have kept the swelling though ..........

was circumcised and snipped at the same time .dont miss freddy foreskin at all

but it was like the stiches on my nuts were sword fencing with the stiches round my helmet ...was sore for days and very very tender .......wish i could have kept the swelling though ..........

 

 

I think i might need stitches, at least butterfly ones, bloody thing keeps bleeding.

 

 

I tell ya, going for a piss inst nice, like pissing fire lol

ahh man. Cant read this thread without sqeezing my legs together and hold my breath lol

Get the mrs to kiss it better ;-)!!

Get the mrs to kiss it better ;-)!!

 

 

Apparently I signed a clause on my marrige cetificate that states that she does not have to go near it unless its a leap year and the plannets are all aligned.

 

Before we where married it was any time the day had a second in it.

 

If I break the contract she gets everything I have, everything I am going to have and anything I am likely to have.