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Keyboard Deathmatch

Macca and I will be exhibiting the ancient martial art of Keyboard Fighting at Billing.

 

If anyone would like to take part in advanced stroke techniques we will lay on masterclasses in Ctrl Alt Del at about 11.00 pm on the Saturday after the initial warm up sessions of Stellas and handbag slapping!

 

 

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LMFAO biggrin.gif

 

Can I bring my mouse chukkas??? biggrin.gif

 

 

 

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LMFAO biggrin.gif Thing is when me and Roy press con/alt/del the fuckers dont come back wink.gif.

 

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Im an expert in using the 'Spaced' Bar if anyone needs those kind of keyboarding skills LMAO!!

 

Then I use the magic Escape Key hoho guffaw...

 

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those teapots are after you again, ain't they?

Keyboard fighting!!!

I bet it was more painfull in the age of the typewriter. biggrin.gif

Paul

Keyboard fighting!!!

I bet it was more painfull in the age of the typewriter. biggrin.gif

Paul

Wibble Wibble Im a teapot teapot farmer from the bowels of teapotdom

 

Yours,

 

The right honourable Jethro Q Walrus-titty.

 

 

Ahha Danielson,

 

Tai-ping, the aincent art of beating thou brother at Quake three with a cablemodem.

 

I once bestowed upon myself membership in the ancient order of the Lord of the Pings, where holy brothers kicked the posterias of lesser known high ping whingers in a gladatorial capturing of the flag.

 

Your 56k modem was a hamster and your ISDN line smelt of elderberries.

 

Mr Flibble.

 

Carl Douglas sang about this very thing 15 years ago, spooky

 

Everybody was Keyboard Fighting

 

Those kids were fast at typing

In fact

it was a little bit fright'ning

But they posted with expert writing.

 

There were funky ZX-men from funky ZX-Town

They were souping them up

they were driving them around

It's an ancient Nissan art and everybody knew their part

From a faining to a slip and a clicking from the wrist.

 

Everybody was Keyboard Fighting

. . .

 

There was funky BigRoy and little Macca-san

He said: Here comes the big boss (Uh-Huh)

let's get it on

We took the bow and made a stand

started swayin' with the mouse

A sudden motion made me skip

now we're into a brand-new trip

 

Everybody was Keyboard Figthing

. . .

 

Everybody was Keyboard Fighting

 

Those kids were fast at typing

In fact

it was a little bit fright'ning

But they posted with expert writing

 

 

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Originally posted by TVC15:

 

There was funky BigRoy and little Macca-san

He said: Here comes the big boss (Uh-Huh)

let's get it on

 

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LMFAO biggrin.gif CLASS only thing is I am taller than little Roy eek.gif

 

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[This message has been edited by MAC 1 (edited 15-07-2002).]

Once you escape the world of microsoft you no longer need to be quick with CTRL + ALT + DEL.

Yeah but ive gotta bigger dick!

 

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Originally posted by BigRoy:

Yeah but ive gotta bigger dick!

 

Not according to Mrs Roy you ain't eek.gif eek.gif eek.gif wink.gif.

 

 

 

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Shit man, I thought it was only timmy that was aloud home at the weekends biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif or should he be known as Pork'em'yung

 

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[This message has been edited by stuie.buckminster (edited 15-07-2002).]

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