Small story first give you more of an idea.

1 was married, for 10 years, two kids, nice house, cars and money so so.

Last year i found out wifey had been playing around with a mate of mine for 18 months. Got divorced, lost loads of cash on house to ex. Bought zed, blew it up. still see kids. Rather than have girlfriend, have 3 shag buddies on the go at the same time. After while decide too much hard work if you know what i mean.

So recently got new girlfriend. all good unitl today. :headvswal

 

Get one of those texts, "we need to chat?" from girlfriend, so we have chat, and stu is single again. Various different words exchanged.

Feed dog, drive to work. get snotty text of now ex girlfriend. Ruin my morning....

 

Whilst driving to next job, pop into builders merchants and by some brick cleaner acid. put in van, pop to tescos. Come out and some twat has hit my vans rear light cluster, and driven off. OH WHAT A JOY!!!

 

Get home to find the dog has been scoffing in the fooking bin, and choked up some chicken drumsticks all over the carpet, go to the van to get some gloves ( as i dont like holding dog puke!! only to find the brick cleaner has leaked all over my tools and the vapours nearly knocked me out.

 

I have decided this.

girlfriends are better than wives, as they dont cost as much

shag buddies are better than girlfriends as they dont want flowers to say thanks.

Cats are better than dogs, at least their puke is smaller

water is far less harmfull as brick cleaner

and as for f***ers not leaving details after they hit someone, im going to hunt them down, and cut their bonnet off with a 14" petrol cutter.

 

Im now on the STELLA.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhh

Well it does need a new ceiling in the spare room after the flat roof decided to stop being a roof lol

hmmmmmmm and my cambelt still needs doing :hyper:

where ya moving to mate? rotherham? ;)

 

Who knows ;) lol Fact is with a £840 mortgage I can't afford it and I'm never there anyway....

hmmmmmmm and my cambelt still needs doing :hyper:

 

Sounds like a deal to me lol

Who knows ;) lol Fact is with a £840 mortgage I can't afford it and I'm never there anyway....

Good reason to get rid then. :D

Sounds like a deal to me lol

;)

So is everyone feeling better now then?

So is everyone feeling better now then?

theres plenty more out there andy,just need a little bit more :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: to lube the vocal cords :D

Fookin Dismill City in it!!!

sorry to hear your woes guys heres my ten pence worth: heavily pregnant girlfreind 10 months gone had a good job with bentley then had an argument/disagreement/fisticuffs out of work 1month later sacked for something they could neither proove or that i did protested my innocence but due to my time with them was no good so got a proper poo job in backstreet garage and while getting box off taillift fook me if 20 drawers started to slide out and topple the box over and what with me being of sound body and mind i decided with cat like reflexes to catch it with my face and elbows so after not actually starting that job due to being now well f**ked up i had to find another job very quik and did and now i have a buetiful boy and a happy misus and family home and a zed that just sits there reminding me to buy some fuel for it before it gets to £1.09 a litre :)

Like an episode of eastenders lol

Fookin Dismill City in it!!!

hey cheer up punk,you,ve got the rest of your life :slap: ;)

Fooking hell folks, and i thought my day was bad, least there some honest guys amongst us.. Good on you all. Huge group hugs and lots of beer (or stella) I admire you all.

Stu

Get on the stella with us lads Allan :duffer:

its not just you lads, im not in such a great place myself atm following a legal seperation, we dont have easy divorce over here, dont want to go into to much detail

married 30 years, totally faithful, first 17 years at home raising 5 kids(on the social) when youngest started school retrained fast forward to now, my own business, a valuable commercial premises, 5 well educated hardworking kids, and following the court case in danger of losing everything, its like being in a maze, no matter which way i turn there seems to be no way out,

on a funny note my z was mentioned as being one of my assets :D

its not just you lads, im not in such a great place myself atm following a legal seperation, we dont have easy divorce over here, dont want to go into to much detail

married 30 years, totally faithful, first 17 years at home raising 5 kids(on the social) when youngest started school retrained fast forward to now, my own business, a valuable commercial premises, 5 well educated hardworking kids, and following the court case in danger of losing everything, its like being in a maze, no matter which way i turn there seems to be no way out,

on a funny note my z was mentioned as being one of my assets :D

 

Theres a place by the sea in Sussex if needed

Thats one of the good things about getting divorced in Scotland, I bought my first zed after we seperated so it dosent count as an asset lol

its not just you lads, im not in such a great place myself atm following a legal seperation, we dont have easy divorce over here, dont want to go into to much detail

married 30 years, totally faithful, first 17 years at home raising 5 kids(on the social) when youngest started school retrained fast forward to now, my own business, a valuable commercial premises, 5 well educated hardworking kids, and following the court case in danger of losing everything, its like being in a maze, no matter which way i turn there seems to be no way out,

on a funny note my z was mentioned as being one of my assets :D

asset :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: there only worth £9.99 arnt they or about 15 euro your end

However I do have to magic up £45k before xmas to get the bitch out of the rest of my life...................please santa I've been a good boy this year :rofl:

Theres a place by the sea in Sussex if needed

not far enough thanks, a cave to hibernate somewhere and come out in about 6 months

However I do have to magic up £45k before xmas to get the bitch out of the rest of my life...................please santa I've been a good boy this year :rofl:

http://www.santaloans4u.com :D

http://www.santaloans4u.com :D

 

dead link :rofl: :rofl: ;)

dead link :rofl: :rofl: ;)

you do need money then :rofl: :rofl:

one thing i always remember when im down is other people are in the same situation feeling the same emotions an are making a great and fantastic life for themselves, if they can do it, then so can i

 

keep ya chin up and your chest out, dont let them grind you down, you will get over it, or at least learn to live with it, so stop dwelling on what could have been and start concentrating on what can be

 

works for me, posotive thinkng, the only way's are forwards and upwards

works for me, posotive thinkng, the only way's are forwards and upwards

 

Here here, Stellaz for president. (got any spare as ive done mine ) on the whiskey now

im still on the stella, ive got some jd's and lemonade for later, got tomorrow off lol

Well i woke up today and found out i wasn`t real.. :cry: and to top it all i`m skint so sorry no loans.