http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

 

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

 

:confused:

I've done worse :D

I've done worse :D

 

:eek: go on..... I wanna hear this

Give it another couple of years of not getting any and I'll be the one outside humping my exhaust..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

 

 

 

:confused:

 

Straight jacket and padded cell comes to mind !!

Now known as a peddlefile not paedophile

to be fair to the guy, he was in his own room! Not like this guy...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article433034.ece

"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink".

 

Yeah we've all used that excuse before when we've ended up sh@gging an old bike!!!

Now known as a peddlefile not paedophile

 

LOL LOL :duffer:

he obviosly wanted a raleigh chopper

:eek: go on..... I wanna hear this

come on we're geordies, if we dont ask we don't get lol :smw:

To be honest putting him on the sex offenders register is a bit strong. Poor guy.

 

I mean girls f*ck moalded lumps of plastic and rubber and is the normal! So this guy uses a bike as a sex aide. Odd, yes! A crime NO!

haven't we all done the village bike at some time in our lives ?

haven't we all done the village bike at some time in our lives ?[/quote

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, ok yeah we have :x: :D

To be honest putting him on the sex offenders register is a bit strong. Poor guy.

 

I mean girls f*ck moalded lumps of plastic and rubber and is the normal! So this guy uses a bike as a sex aide. Odd, yes! A crime NO!

 

:bow: too true

I mean girls f*ck moalded lumps of plastic and rubber and is the normal! So this guy uses a bike as a sex aide. Odd, yes! A crime NO!

 

I know which one I'd rather walk in on, though.. :nelson:

What a total waste of fookin time and money taking this bloke to court :headvswal

 

WEIRDO YES :eek:

But never a Fookin Criminal :rant: Christ on a bike :headvswal (No pun intended):D

I'm bike-curious now

I'm bike-curious now

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

One bloke pissed in his own room with a bike fetish and another obviously mentally disturbed and over medicated. None doing any harm to anyone else and both should be pittyed not put on the sex offenders list.

 

Lad that works for us has found out that his ex wifes new boyfiend has been kiddy fiddling with his kids. It then turns out that he has been accused of it by his passed two girl friends with their kids. Even though the 8 year olds have given graphic expanations of what he's done. Including spitting on their privates to loob em up. The coppers say without proper DNA he may get off again.

 

Is this preditor on the sex offenders list? No is he F**k. So it wount be long before he's found another woman with little girls to fiddle with.

Lad that works for us has found out that his ex wifes new boyfiend has been kiddy fiddling with his kids. It then turns out that he has been accused of it by his passed two girl friends with their kids. Even though the 8 year olds have given graphic expanations of what he's done. Including spitting on their privates to loob em up. The coppers say without proper DNA he may get off again.

 

I presume he's bought a large pair of bolt croppers so he can suitably 'adjust' the guy so he doesn't do it again in the future..

So it wount be long before he's found another woman with little girls to fiddle with.

 

Sorry but if I found that out about a guy doing that to my kids I would make sure he would be doing very little ever again! Let alone fiddling with kids.

I reckon it was the bike's fault, wearing those sexy little shimano getups :D

just aswell it wasnt a tandem, otherwise it would have been a threesome lol

just aswell it wasnt a tandem, otherwise it would have been a threesome lol

pmsl, good one alan :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

God knows what he would of got if there was some trike on tirke action :x: