fook its halloween and the scariest thing on tv tonite is the simpsons halloween special's, why the fook aint their any cheesy scary films on tv, what a load of boollocks

 

ourlass is at the sunderland empire watching that colin fry character live on stage, she will prob have a better night that me :(

 

think i need to get drunk and pass out lol

Halloween sucks! Absolute load of pointless *****x!! ****ing waste of time. Lights off here and I refuse to answer my front door, kids everywhere. Wish they'd all **** off home. Had a tiring week down in Portsmouth this week and can't be arsed with kids coming round here ****ing wanting stuff. **** OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want a quiet peaceful night!!!!!!!

ive just been scared shiitless :eek: had a knock on the door and i opened it to some wrinkld old woman with bulging bloodshot eyes and a nose full of blackheads then reliased the missus had locked herself out :D

Trick or Treat... when they ask for a treat..... Piss on em :D

 

Warning: Hard to do if you're a girl!

ive just been scared shiitless :eek: had a knock on the door and i opened it to some wrinkld old woman with bulging bloodshot eyes and a nose full of blackheads then reliased the missus had locked herself out :D

PMSL :duffer:

Few years back, a mate's mother got a load of old ferrero rocher wrappers, and put chocolate covered sprouts in them and dished those out! LOL

Trick or Treat... when they ask for a treat..... Piss on em :D

 

Warning: Hard to do if you're a girl!

again PMSL

 

ive ran out of old soggy custard creams, so im now ignoring the knock's on the door lol

luckily ive got a security light that comes on when someone walks up my path, so when it goes on i see it and have time to mute the tv lol

Halloween sucks! Absolute load of pointless *****x!! ****ing waste of time. Lights off here and I refuse to answer my front door, kids everywhere. Wish they'd all **** off home. Had a tiring week down in Portsmouth this week and can't be arsed with kids coming round here ****ing wanting stuff. **** OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want a quiet peaceful night!!!!!!!

 

 

You miserable B@stard

:D

No, just a tired one! LOL

lmfao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at the last few replys

just watched 30 days of night, good film for halloween

just watched 30 days of night, good film for halloween

 

i fancy that, is it good???

think it will make cult classic as its to marginal for mainstream viewers but its worth a watch bud

Trick or Treat... when they ask for a treat..... Piss on em :D

 

Warning: Hard to do if you're a girl!

 

 

LMAO MarkZX has found the perfect thing for this type of caper....

 

http://shop.packyourbags.com/acatalog/Shewee.html?gclid=CI6EuJvAuY8CFQ2wQwodGUDvdA

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Stand up at public toilets to avoid unhygienic seats and smelly portable loos."

 

Imagine if she forgot to close the door - it would be that scene from Mrs Doubtfire!

I bought loads of horror classics .. the type when I was a kid that was shown on bbc2 late at night for the horror double bills

 

Brilliant ...

 

Mostly black and white... cheesy but great memories.

 

How sad am I?