A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted

 

her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

 

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and

 

the surgeon agreed.

 

 

 

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses

 

carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately

 

calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my

 

operation!"

 

 

 

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality

 

and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went

 

through this all by yourself."

 

 

 

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery

 

and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time

 

ago."

 

 

 

"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.

 

"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you

 

for his new ears.

total class nice 1 mate

LOL! Very funny mate!

36inch DD breasts, covered in warm belgium chocolate

 

1 inch erect nipples piereced with gold nipple rings toped with whipped cream

 

clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong

 

moist salty clit smothered in blackberry jam

 

this is not ordinary porn

 

this is M & S porn

Thats superb aswell! LOL