It's hardly a garden - just a three foot wide strip of ravel separating my house from the pavement.

 

About every week or two a new dog sh1t appears and I have to get rid of it?

 

Any idea how to stop it?

 

If I knew the dirty **** that owned the dog I'd happily empty a bag of my own shyte through their letter box. :mac1:

'gravel'

It's hardly a garden - just a three foot wide strip of ravel separating my house from the pavement.

 

About every week or two a new dog sh1t appears and I have to get rid of it?

 

Any idea how to stop it?

 

If I knew the dirty **** that owned the dog I'd happily empty a bag of my own shyte through their letter box. :mac1:

push long nails into the ground spike up so just about 10 cm is pertruding upwards the dogs won't walk on it then ;)

trouble is you will need about 2000 nails

wait and watch through your front window.... when you see the fecker shoot him up the arse.. that will stop him shitting...

 

oh you may as well stuff a bullet through the owner too... one less pikey to think about :D

this is my worst hate (see my avater) out of 3 hates :nono: its not the hounds fault mate its the owner you need to sort out :mac1: :mac1:

squirt loads of cheap bleach on your gravel , we use bleach at work from aldi and dogs hate it, i know this cause a dog was growling at me once and i squirted the fooker with the bleach and it couldnt stop sneexing and trying to clean its nose

 

worth a try

Ram a cork up its ar5e !! :D :D

Thats how I'd deal with it. :cool:

 

Ram a cork up its ar5e !! :D :D

 

he could always park his zed in his garden and let it shite all over his bonnet :x: :rofl: :rofl:

he could always park his zed in his garden and let it shite all over his bonnet :x: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you bad lad :rofl:

mate i wouldnt do anything that could hurt the dogs or you could find yourself in more trouble try some of the products you can get at most garden centers i think there called scent off or something like that i know its a ball ache but the humane way is the best after all the dog is only doing what comes natural to it and once 1 dog has marked your garden the smell is there so other dogs will mark over it to prove their dominance and territory the scent off stuff works by desroying the smell its not expensive and maybe you could ask the owners to pay for it i know in an ideal world that aint gonna happen but its worth a shot....good luck dude

'gravel'

 

 

No no no Glass :rofl:

he could always park his zed in his garden and let it shite all over his bonnet :x: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :nono: :rofl: :rofl:

pepper dogs hate pepper only problem is when it rains it all gets washed away.

 

short of that put a politely worded sign up on this patch of grass, requesting that dogs do not foul your property

 

pepper dogs hate pepper only problem is when it rains it all gets washed away.

 

short of that put a politely worded sign up on this patch of grass, requesting that dogs do not foul your property

 

 

 

Thats a very good idea with a sub note. Penalty £50.

watch who did it. follow them home. return and pick up dog shit. put in a box and send it to them with a note. you dropped this

watch who did it. follow them home. return and pick up dog shit. put in a box and send it to them with a note. you dropped this

 

 

If I find who it is I'll shove it down the owner's throat.

not to stop it but you could buy some vaPOOrize which makes poo disapear.

 

it's so good Jack Black uses it.

 

 

Where does the poo go though?

I might take a few cans of that to the festivals next year!!

Electric fence, that could work!!

Help me to get 'Kitty' out of the pool and I'll pop him round to scare the dog away for you Tim :D...

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AWWWW look he wants a hug!!!!! :D

it's so good Jack Black uses it.

 

 

Where does the poo go though?

lol, thats a cool film :)

I was just about to say get a big rotti and chain it up in the garden. Then I saw the tiger. That would be better.

 

Best thing though is a motion sensor beam (about £10 from B&Q) and attatch it to a sprinkler pump. then fix a sprinkler in the middle of the garden. As soon as the dog crosses the beam it gets sprinkled. You may need 2 or 3 beams + if its with its owner they get sprinkled too.

Help me to get 'Kitty' out of the pool and I'll pop him round to scare the dog away for you Tim :D...

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Lol - imagine if that crapped on the lawn though!