Copy of letter from Bill Clinton to FAA:

 

Dear Sirs

 

 

I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings. At the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.

 

 

Here's my plan:

 

 

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.

 

Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijacking would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.

 

Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this.

 

 

Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?

 

 

Sincerely

 

 

BILL CLINTON

 

 

I think that is a fantastic idea! LOL

 

 

 

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funny as fooooooook m8

Would get my vote! Bill Clinton for UK Prime Minister.

Originally posted by jvnewcomb1961:

Would get my vote! Bill Clinton for UK Prime Minister.

 

 

Yeah and we can all have a go on his narco/alcoholc daughter.