Guys any of you do this?? Was chatting at work today with some of the fellas like you do and came onto the subject of sex, like we do, I came up with the topic of 1 2 3 and how many of em do it? Well whats the 1 2 3 they asked, well I bet you have all done i said, so what the hell is it ok, ya on ya bed, the Mrs is on top, you've just shot ya load and you wana get her off as fast as you can without her leaking some of ya just planted goo on ya leg, you hold her under the arms and say you ready luv, 1, 2, 3 then throw her the fuck away from ya hoping the above dont happen!! So thats the 1 2 3. Now ya all going yeah i do that.. Just a bugger when ya trainers are by the side of the bed and you only find out the next morning when ya putting them on, it landed there insted!!!

 

Also, come on own up, how many of ya pick ya belly button then smell ya fingers come on.... I cant be the only sick fuck that does this?? Am I?? And how many of ya have a CWT? (cum wipping towel) funny as fuck when ya bro comes in in the morning just after brushing his teeth and wipes his mouth on it! (This has happened)

 

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YIKES!!!!!!!!!

 

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nope just pick mine up after i shot me bolt, walk in to the bog(still impaled) and plonk her on the shitter!

 

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Excellent.

 

I have my belly button pierced so yeah play with it an smell it quite often to gauge it's health.

 

Will be checking your web cam more ofter Stuie.

You sound like one sad gezzer! M8

Wipe it on her pillow, get up, go home, get some sleep

 

Mike

Originally posted by Rick:

You sound like one sad gezzer! M8

 

LOL.

You sound like a right cunt, but you might not be.

Come on, you must of done it with ya wife girlfriend blow up doll or sheep (Sorry Tim).

 

Its just one of those things that never gets discussed the 1 2 3..

 

Its like how many of you guys pull the chain before ya finsished pissing and try and beat the flush??

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Originally posted by Rick:

You sound like one sad gezzer! M8

 

This I am, so I guess you not had the oppotunity to try this then?

 

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Originally posted by stuie.buckminster:

...And how many of ya have a CWT? (cum wipping towel) funny as fuck when ya bro comes in in the morning just after brushing his teeth and wipes his mouth on it! (This has happened)

 

 

I'm renowned for the old sock wiping trick, even after a vigorous thrapping

 

Peter

..I've even worn them the next morning. LOL

 

Peter

 

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Originally posted by Sequential Twin Turbo:

..I've even worn them the next morning. LOL

 

Peter

 

I hope it had dried.

 

 

Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

I hope it had dried.

 

 

Occasionally not. Depends on what time I finished off. lol

 

Pete