ok - so its every mans right to grow a beard at some point in their life -

 

i'm thinking about it - i've even not shaved for a couple of days recently before i chickened out.

 

so what do i do - how do i get a designer beard?? what clippers do i use??

 

will women still fancy me?

 

 

help me guys

 

 

regards,

 

alex

i havent shaved for a week - i'm not going to post a pic of myself :tongue:

 

and you want to grow a beard :rofl: ..... will you ever step out of the house

It depends on the man some men it suits; as I can't see your face, I can't comment

Put up a piccie and somebody can photoshop a beard in various styles

 

I like a little stubble on the chin and the the area under the mouth in the middle... that is sooooo sexy :D

 

 

Thats the soul patch, i haven't got one :cry:

I chop and change depending on my mood, I think I quite suit a bit of growth but it does make me look older. If you decide to grow one you will probably find you need to wash it 3-4 times a day during the first couple of weeks - it stops the itch

I chop and change depending on my mood, I think I quite suit a bit of growth but it does make me look older. If you decide to grow one you will probably find you need to wash it 3-4 times a day during the first couple of weeks - it stops the itch

None of those guys looks like the person who came to my house. IMPOSTER!!! lol

Thats the soul patch, i haven't got one :cry:

I've got one of those :tongue: and YES it is soooo sexy!

 

Anyway mate, as crotchrocket says, it has to be groomed/tidy otherwise it can just look a little too pubic!

That's not a bad thing if you make a living from fishing and hunting on an outer scottish island but if you are trying to attract ladies then it has to be trim.

 

edit - close up of my pubic wig! I know, it's not pretty really... :wack:

oops

None of those guys looks like the person who came to my house. IMPOSTER!!! lol

 

:rofl: im much better looking in the flesh :x:

I've got one of those :tongue: and YES it is soooo sexy

 

 

Yes it is... I should Know :tongue:

 

When was that picture taken, you look different now!

bad tie :rofl:

Yes it is... I should Know :tongue:

 

When was that picture taken, you look different now!

bad tie :rofl:

That was a couple of years ago I think.

 

Nothing wrong with the tie though, you cheeky monkey!

you look like one of those people on the

 

"do you want a loan? one of our friendly advisors will take you through step by step, pull your pants down and smack you on the arse"

 

adverts

you look like one of those people on the

 

"do you want a loan? one of our friendly advisors will take you through step by step, pull your pants down and smack you on the arse"

 

adverts

I was hoping nobody would have seen me on the adverts in the middle of the day! :wack:

and you want to grow a beard :rofl: ..... will you ever step out of the house

 

of course - now its dark :tongue:

I'd go for honking big mutton chop sideburns.

 

Or a small, rafish tash like Cary Elewis in 'The Princess Bride'

I have sidies.....but would NEVER grow a beard.

 

People with beards look older and always have some kinda food in them !!

 

That's true :tongue:

I have sidies.....but would NEVER grow a beard.

 

how about sides with a bit of designer type stubble??

 

Regards,

 

alex

Makes me itch. I prefer it shaved smooth! lol My sidies are also into more of a spike now compared to that pic....bit like how Eddie Jordan used to have his....(ie, going diagonally across the face, not down...if ya get what I mean)

....ie, like this...

 

christ - thats much too trendy for me

 

regards,

 

alex

muttonchops are cool - honestly they are :rofl:

 

beards are baaaaaaaad, like snogging a cheese greater lol!!

 

Good job you aint my bird. That would make you an awful hypocrit. :rofl:

I chop and change depending on my mood, I think I quite suit a bit of growth but it does make me look older. If you decide to grow one you will probably find you need to wash it 3-4 times a day during the first couple of weeks - it stops the itch

 

Looks better with mate.

 

Heres me with and almost without, Best pix I could find on the HD.

grow a goatee and shave your head then you'll look cool and hard lol

I am currently mid beard cycle...every 2 weeks, wet shave within an inch of my life, then grow out. Bearing in mind I have the hair growing ability of Homer Simpson on anabolic steroids, this is my "half way house" slightly-super-furry-look. Promo-shoot-tastic.

 

I chop and change depending on my mood, I think I quite suit a bit of growth but it does make me look older. If you decide to grow one you will probably find you need to wash it 3-4 times a day during the first couple of weeks - it stops the itch

No wonder your behind barbed wire "YOU IS BUTT UGLY" :tongue: :)