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Can anyone possibly lay there hands on a copy of City Slikers 2 Search for Curleys Gold.

 

I just want to watch it again.

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny

 

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not content with ure dodgy tunes you are now watching even dodgier vids........its to be hoped you shake off the phase ure going through by april

 

Johnny visit this site.....

 

getalife.com

 

It could prove useful....

 

lol

 

Johnny Boy,

 

Try

 

www.amazon.co.uk

 

Do A Search in the videos Section, If they dont have it - it usually aint worth watching, so your chances are slim lol :)

 

Z ya

 

Nico91TT

 

www.nick2.demon.co.uk\smlerZlogo.jpg

 

 

 

Johnny,

 

You sad git. I suppose this is on the same lines as that shitty music you insist on playing to me when i have a bad hangover.

 

Ladies underwear eh !?! you are starting to worry me.

 

Van Halen ROCKS!!!

 

You guys clearly have no idea about music.

 

House and rave is shit and for for kiddies.

 

 

ROCK / BLUES / JAZZ / CLASSICAL.

 

Let me help you all nad point you in the right direction.

 

Rock music can give you an extra 15bhp at the wheels and make you drive like a C***. lol.

 

Gaz. How the hell can you get drunk on lucoZade.

 

you poor deluded chump and stop stealing my words lol. you dont get rock tunes played in clubs where all the fit ladies are to be had ask alex she'll tell you you stick to ure old tunes and blues and you errrrmmmm shall we say more senoir taste in ladies and leave the chicks to us lol lol. and as for driving skills need i say i have first hand knowledge of ure prowess behind the wheel and need i say any more. let him ramble on gazmo as we both know who'll be left standing on the 1st of april after out little drinky sesh

 

Johnny boy, you pityful sad man. van halen is dead it's just that somebody forgot to tell him.

 

Tooley you coming to johnnys for tea tonight. I've heard they serve a wicked spit roast there !! mmmmhahahahah

 

another thought ! is your horse power calculation of 15bhp for rock music per track or cd ?? cos either way your car should have at least 1500bhp cos your cd player is full of the shite. lol !!!!

 

 

Obviously listening to Quality sounds is something you lack in.

Now is this the only area that Gaz fails in or am I right in thinking that drinking / failing an erection your girlfriend tells me.

Apologise to her for waking her when I crawled over her this morning. She was SHITE!!!

How would you like me to HELP you.

 

2: TOOLEY.

 

Sit down and shut up you big bald headed fuck! lol.

What is all this crap about night clubs and young chicks.

Smithy will testify how many Swamp Donkey PIKEYS you have been treating to caravan weekends!!! lol

 

3: I fail to see the correlation between Gaz / Tooley and nice looking chicks.

 

4: Do you now what a NEMESIS is?

 

5: By the way. If your reading this now Gazmo. Is it not passed your Bed Time?

 

LETS ROCK!!!!!

 

 

LaterZ

 

Johnny

 

6: Tooley / Tyrone:

 

Prowess behind a steering wheel?

How the hell can a Pilbury dough boy fit behind the wheel of a Z?

 

Gazmo:

Check your e-mail?

 

What a dirty lady.

 

Shall we let the rest of the Z crew know her address?

 

Johnny you really are begining to worry me !

 

By the way, was it dark at my house when you came to pick up my girlfriend ? Cos when we woke up this morning my mum was missing and in her place was the thinnest strand of ginger hair, the last of it's kind i believe!, and a soiled jaguar f1 hat. No wonder she was shite.

 

Another thought ! (hate it when it does that) How can you of all people call anybody bald ?!?

 

 

ahhhhhh the ginger whinger has finally come up with some feeble ass witty remark its a shame he needed a couple of people to help him write it lol. you fail to see the correlation between chicks and myself and gazmo m8 because its that long since you had a girl of the calibre we can pull you have forgotten how to even talk to a good lookin girl you just stare at them and dribble away on ure pint lookin like a fool. leave the big game to the real predators and you just stick to the sick and lame ones in the herd that need to be culled anyway. now my friend there are two types of balls ours ie big brave non ginger balls and yours ie mincy ass faggoty full on ginger balls which are now shrinking along with that pitiful thing you actually think pleases a woman ask any woman which ones she'd rather have and im not talking about the fossil type you seem to go for muhahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

1: Tooley.

Faggoty? Ginger?

I am a Full on 100% Strawberry Blonde Sex machine.

While you were sat behind your p.c last night I was fighting off mother and daughter (serious)

Menu:3 x lobster. 3 x prawn COCKTAIL.

3 x asparagus. 2 x BULLS BLOOD 1 x nice little white number. 1 x 40-00 bottle of pure malt. 1 x jug of ice cold water.

Finally 1 x Johnny boy 2 x Very sexy chicks.

 

2:Gazmo: Pull your tongue out off my arse young Gary.

I think I left a couple of hairs on her back door. lol.

 

3:Best Excuses.

I reckon its about to go tits up. I think I will invite my customers, shit I mean girlfriends to come on to the forum and have it out. This way I should end up smelling of Roses?

 

4: Jap meet tonight. Give me a bell now I`m awake.

 

LaterZ

 

Johnny Boy.

 

i think you should get them both on too so we can put an end to ure supposed porn star antics the only potions you were gettin last nite was off your bangkok chick boy pete lol and im sure he enjoyed licking the jam out of ure doughnut.i'm sure a certain someone would be chuffed were she to see all this so maybe its time to just give you a verbal beating instead and save you being found out lol

 

catch you later amigo just leaving work now so i should be home in an hour

 

Visit...

 

uphillgardeners.com

 

they are your scene

 

Jesus!!! Who stole the Jam out of your Doughnut.

 

Off too Maclesfield for the Jap car meet.

 

LaterZ

 

Johnny

 

Buy a mobile that supports a network that actually bloody works you tosser (lol)

 

Tooley sort johnny out will ya.

 

Sorry. I was on special operations last night. Switched the mobi off.

 

The Jap car meet was crap.

 

RegardZ

 

Johnny

 

Special operations MY ARSE !!!

 

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