I hate scooters and I hate chavs, the two make a miserable combination.

 

Scenario: Exiting the A38, just driving into Plymouth. Set of traffic lights ahead, I proceed to slow down. Now I'd just overtaken some twerp in a moped who had no side view mirrors, helmet half on and unstrapped, no L - plates or anything. He obviously didn't see where he was going and didn't see that the lights had changed to red.

 

THUMP

 

So I get out and he tells me he didn't hit my car, so after observing a rather long scratch down the bumper, I tell him, so were did that come from then?

 

His response, of course was "it weren't me like". So I said, "who the hell was it? I didn't see another pikey chav on a moped plough into my car". He looked a little dumbfounded, and then told me again he didn't hit my car. To which I had to tell him that he did and asked why I felt the car move when he hit it.

 

I then point to a nice curled up string of black paint neatly attached to his exhaust pipe.

 

Eventually he gives in and says, "yeah mate, you can go through insurance and stuff. I don't care as I'm moving away soon". Quite what that had to do with the price of fish I'll never know, and needless to say, absolutely no hint of an apology what so ever. So I tell him to pull in just past the supermarket. He goes to pull in, and then (stupidly I let him follow me), the little shit turns round and heads off in the other direction. Nowt I could do. Didn't get the git's reg plate either. If I hadn't have been in my suit just about to go into a meeting, then I would have considered lumped him one in the stomach and pushed his bike over on top of him.

when a guy drove into back of me i was to shook up to take his reg plate, i was lucky he offered it, but at the time you just dont think!!

Exiting the A38, just driving into Plymouth. Set of traffic lights ahead, I proceed to slow down. Now I'd just overtaken some twerp in a moped

 

You overtook approaching a set of lights?

Oh for god sake Marcus..... There's a long dual carriageway with a set of lights 2 miles at the end, as he peeled over, I was in the OTHER LANE! I then changed lanes to make sure I was in the correct lane to pull away.

He was all for driving off as soon as I went anywhere near the drivers side,

 

??? make no sense. He would have been on your passenger side if he had hit you with his exhaust, all mopeds have them on the side away from the pavement.

F*CKIN HELL ...like wiping someone's ass here

 

The bike was on my passenger side, his exhaust is on the right hand side which hit my car? I went near the driver's side to get a pen and some paper out of the door pocket.

Ok, so what do you suspect he'd do if I said, one second while I write down your number

 

yu never know if you dont ask

:rolleyes:

 

I told him I was going to take his number down, I didn't ask him and he tried riding off. Then the lights went green. What do you suspect I do then erh? Ram him off the road?

this is better than watching eastenders :x:

Ok im bored playing with you now Si, im going for a beer LOL

You must be bored! :rofl:

Bloody hell!-This thread should have read ''Chav hit my car,so I hit him!''

Much simpler! LOL! :p

You 2 should go on the jeremy kyle show :rofl:

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I'd rather give Hattie Jaques' rotting corpse cunnilingus than be seen anywhere near a chat show!

Be carefull what you wish for :rofl:

In your position I would have wound the passenger side window up on his neck and locked the door.Then sat in the drivers side and conducted a civilised exhange of details.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After you have all required inf.Poke the twats eyes out with yer Biro and release him .Then observe as clutching at his empty sockets he stumbles blindly into oncoming traffic."Justice is served "