and while we're at it what do you think should be my first mod, which spoiler give most downforce and what cars could I beat if I have a boost controler and a bag of chips.

and while we're at it what do you think should be my first mod, which spoiler give most downforce and what cars could I beat if I have a boost controler and a bag of chips.

 

 

You on the pop (or something else !!) ???? Or just bored - lol

You on the pop (or something else !!) ???? Or just bored - lol

 

Just bored unfortunately.

 

I really miss Herman Munster at times like this. OR Zevens, he was always good to get going. a bit like Funki Si on LSD.

Red is fastest colour. This is why Ferrari and Lamborghini loved to knock out red cars in the glory days. I appreciate we can't all be astrophysicists but in a nutshell it's to do with the wavelength of red light and how the photons create a micromolecular vacuum around the vehicle reducing the coefficient drag to zero. It's very technical but then I do have a brain the size of a planet.

 

 

If you're looking for a spoiler to create down force I would suggest a concrete drain channel from your local builders merchant. It has that Mad Max feel and will pull the front of your car down onto the tarmac. You will of course need to paint it red.

 

If you buy the right boost controller and some really nice chips, you know the ones that are quite floppy but not too greasy, you should be able to beat every car on the road (except mine). You might need to paint the chips red.

 

HTH.

Has someone put something in my tea?

Which colour is best

 

BROWN, you can choose from any of the seven shades of sh1t and not go too far wrong

 

What do you think should be my first mod

 

Take the car to a wind tunnel with a hammer and get cracking at the aerodynimics!

 

Which spoiler give most downforce

 

Ones made from lead I believe

 

What cars could I beat if I have a boost controler and a bag of chips.

 

French ones

Maaaaaaark:

 

Colour: Nissan 350Z limited edition "Brickyard" a dark cherry red/purple. Which is what I'm spraying mine in (when I can afford it thanks to a certain bodyshop leaving me up the creek without a paddle...you know I'm seriously considering spraying it Matt Black as a stop gap...(mounted chalk on a string optional) :wack: )

 

First mod: Apexi intake, JD chip, hamster in a wheel, Sidemounts you know, the usual...you choose.

 

Spoiler: the only decent wind tunnel tested spoilers available off the shelf are those by APR. Proper carbon fibre lightweight jobbies and fully adjustable. Buy one now. Oh, and get some bumper canards while you're at it. And be prepared to sell a kidney. And look daft.

 

Which cars you can beat: oooh...BMW's , Lancia's, GTO's...oh, sorry, when you're driving...er...Fiat Panda's, Reliant Robin's, small girls on trikes, spacehoppers... :wack: :rofl:

Which cars you can beat: spacehoppers... :wack: :rofl:

 

Your car may handle like one but this is NOT a car!

 

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Red is fastest colour. This is why Ferrari and Lamborghini loved to knock out red cars in the glory days. I appreciate we can't all be astrophysicists but in a nutshell it's to do with the wavelength of red light and how the photons create a micromolecular vacuum around the vehicle reducing the coefficient drag to zero. It's very technical but then I do have a brain the size of a planet.

 

 

If you're looking for a spoiler to create down force I would suggest a concrete drain channel from your local builders merchant. It has that Mad Max feel and will pull the front of your car down onto the tarmac. You will of course need to paint it red.

 

If you buy the right boost controller and some really nice chips, you know the ones that are quite floppy but not too greasy, you should be able to beat every car on the road (except mine). You might need to paint the chips red.

 

HTH.

 

Of course all this is perfectly true as red light has the ability to travel from any point in the universe to any other point without following the arc of space. Thus travelling at warp speed and know as the Red shift.

 

It was accidentley discovered when workers at a gas factory were contaminated with red leak tester smoke. For several days after the event when ever any one of them farted the red fart gas traveled faster and further than any fart had ever done before. the red farts could be detected up to 2miles away within seconds of passing cotton.

 

Thank you for your tip about the concrete drain channel. I have most definately got better traction but need help with the mounting problem. Everytime I hit a bump the channnel cracks and breaks where I drilled the holes. Besides the damage to my paint work the broken ends did cause severe damage to a 17th century cottage in the Village.

 

Well one peice hit the post man as he cycled along causing him to fall of his bike unconscious in the middle of the road. The lorry that was following me swerved to avoid him and knocked the number 146 bus into the cottage.

I think the problem was caused because I had not painted it red.

 

Unfortunately the Fray Bentos boost controler malfunctioned and the chips went soggy due to the wet paint. This cause powerful emisions which burnt a hole in my drivers seat and melted the rear tyres making it impossible for me to out run the bobby on his bike who attended the scene of the accident.

Your car may handle like one but this is NOT a car!

 

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At the moment I'd be pleased if it moved let alone handled like that! :wack: :rofl:

Sounds like you've fu#'ed it. I told you to paint it red! What's all this about drilling it? No More Nails is your friend.

Black ones are the fastest.

Don't believe what they say about red.

Blue is the coolest colour and the fastest Zeds are the ones with the loose nut behind the wheel.

black and white, dont see what all the fuss is about this fastest color thing, you's are all shite drivers anyway, well apart from me who drives like an absolute god, i am the best and also very good looking

Yellow is the fastester colour! it's well known, the sun is yellow and the rays from the sun reach the plenet really really quickly cos they are yellow! see simple when you think about it!

Yellow is the fastester colour! it's well known, the sun is yellow and the rays from the sun reach the plenet really really quickly cos they are yellow! see simple when you think about it!

 

Sunlight takes like 9 minutes to get here? HOW SLOW?! Paint it red and it would be here yesterday baby! :dance:

Sunlight takes like 9 minutes to get here? HOW SLOW?! Paint it red and it would be here yesterday baby! :dance:

 

 

9 Mins to travell a 1/4 billion miles.... i think thats pretty quick myself ;)

black and white, dont see what all the fuss is about this fastest color thing, you's are all shite drivers anyway, well apart from me who drives like an absolute god, i am the best and also very good looking

 

 

F*ck, that made me laff lol btw we know its white..suits big jap cars perfectly :)