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The wife is leaving me...............

I'm afraid to say that it's only for the weekend tho' :rofl: :rofl:

 

She's off camping with a few girlie friends leaving me Home Alone...............

 

Now what shall I do..... :duffer: :duffer: and maybe a few movies as well :)

 

Could do a few of my boxed sets: maybe Monty Python or even Farty Owls or whatabout a Punk Day - have got DVD's of The Clash , The Ramones and The Pistols or maybe a Top Gear sesh........Hmmmmm the possibilities are endless :)

 

Any more suggestions?? :cool:

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go out, get pissed, go home whatever time you want, make as much noise as you want and wake up the next moring in peace and quiet at whatever time you want....

 

well you wouldnt be able to if she was there :D:D

go out, get pissed, go home whatever time you want, make as much noise as you want and wake up the next moring in peace and quiet at whatever time you want....

 

well you wouldnt be able to if she was there :D:D

LOL Athene makes a very good point !!

go out, get pissed, go home whatever time you want, make as much noise as you want and wake up the next moring in peace and quiet at whatever time you want....

 

well you wouldnt be able to if she was there :D:D

 

 

i would assume the good lady is doing exactly the same herself!!

yeah lol, try on her underwear!!

walk around naked with a pinny on

 

Im not coming around yours when Anna's not there anymore !

Cracking film to watch, if you can find a copy is the original 'Get Carter'. Totally a blokes film and what a cracking film it is! :bow:

 

Caine at his finest!

 

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I'm afraid to say that it's only for the weekend tho' :rofl: :rofl:

 

She's off camping with a few girlie friends leaving me Home Alone...............

 

Now what shall I do..... :duffer: :duffer: and maybe a few movies as well :)

 

Could do a few of my boxed sets: maybe Monty Python or even Farty Owls or whatabout a Punk Day - have got DVD's of The Clash , The Ramones and The Pistols or maybe a Top Gear sesh........Hmmmmm the possibilities are endless :)

 

Any more suggestions?? :cool:

 

 

Is that the best you can manage when it comes to misbehaving ? I can see why she isn't worried about leaving you on your own ! :D

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Is that the best you can manage when it comes to misbehaving ? I can see why she isn't worried about leaving you on your own ! :D

 

 

LOL :rofl: :rofl: Gotta keep the house reasonable in case a potential buyer wants to visit :)

 

Mind you there are some interesting suggestions already................ :rofl:

just hope you aint got her basque and stocking's on when they come knocking then

Heres a suggestion:

Mine is doing the same this weekend. Lets get together and go fly helicopters. LOL. I am hoping that I have plenty of work this weekend so I dont get lonely.

Don't worry about cleaning your teeth before bedtime and sleep in your trousers

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Don't worry about cleaning your teeth before bedtime and sleep in your trousers

 

 

Now ya talking...................... :cool: and I won't even put the loo seat down OR pick my clothes up off the floor :tongue:

 

The revolution is building.................. :dance:

 

 

PS - don't tell her........... please :)

Don't change your pants for a week, piss on the seat of the toilet or in the sink. Watch loads of porn, don't cut the grass or hoover the lounge. Eat egg butties constantly.

 

*disclaimer*

 

I used to piss in my sink at my university halls of residence as none of them were en-suite. Who's going to want to get up and walk down a freezing cold passageway to get to the bog at 3am when you're in your pants....or worse, with truncheon out when there's pissed up goons running about.

 

I wasn't the only person to participate in this act. Keep the water running to flush it all away and leave your room smelling the same....(of rotting pizza and stale beer usually).

pissing in the sink lol come im sure he is not on his own!!

I only piss in the sink if there's no toilet. I am not that much of an animal. I've got some photos of my uni halls and my room...at home somewhere. I'll have to upload them. My room was a shocking mess. Was a stage I went through I guess as a student as I can't have anything BUT to have everything all squeeky clean and tidy.

Heres a suggestion:

Mine is doing the same this weekend. Lets get together and go fly helicopters. LOL. I am hoping that I have plenty of work this weekend so I dont get lonely.

 

 

LOL, mine is in Japan still - looks like we've all got the weekend off !

most certainly not!! sitting on a sink having a wee, noooooooooooooo!

whats the diff between silver and gold? tightness?? :shock: :wack:

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