It's appeared again.....

 

He still can't spell Ferrari yet. He's had 5 times to get that correct, not to mention the mysterious 480bhp from a seemingly standard engine....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-FARRARI-STYLING_W0QQitemZ330149394254QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Some more bell ends with imaginary performance figures. Are there that many muppets that either believe this, or their mates...or whoever talks bollocks?

 

Another 500bhp Z from a Boost controller and pointless dump valve

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-NISSAN-300-ZX-Twin-Turbo_W0QQitemZ160139225115QQihZ006QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Another 450bhp from a dump valve...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-BLACK-Manual_W0QQitemZ330148868721QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

I can see how they came about these figures, I bet their thought process went something along the following lines...

 

Filter = +25bhp

Zorst = +25bhp

BOVs = + 25bhp (even though they do sod all)

Chip = +25bhp

 

Mysteriously, ebay muppet now has an extra 100bhp added to his car! Now thinks he has a 400bhp car!

i like the look of the last one

I don't. The halford seat covers are awful as well. Would rather sit on tweed.

I don't. The halford seat covers are awful as well. Would rather sit on tweed.

 

I didn't look inside :mac1:

I meant the exterior

You didn't see that nasty spoiler and the sticky tape on the rear lights either! :rofl:

You didn't see that nasty spoiler and the sticky tape on the rear lights either! :rofl:

 

Its the same as smithy has isn't it

that farrari is proper bling like, reet flash all the birds would love it

that farrari one really is horrid.......and the third one gets 30bhp from the widescreen tv......

:nono: :nono: thats just not right,and the sad part there is victims out there to get excited about this shite

Its the same as smithy has isn't it

 

'Was'

:nono: :nono: thats just not right,and the sad part there is victims out there to get excited about this shite

 

Yeah...and in all fairness, I think the illiterate selling the Farrari Z32 was given 4th hand information. I know this due to previous email exchanges. His mate apparently told him it was 450 odd bhp. He believes it and I expect he believes everyone else will too. As you say, some will!

what bugs me about these e-bay con men is the fact you have to travel many miles before seeing its a bag of shite,i drove all day the other week up to doncaster to buy an imaculate p38 range rover as described only to find a car not fit for banger racing and a 4.6v8 that sounded like a ford transit diesel

HOW MUCH!!!! some poor sod that dont no much about.........anything is gonna buy one of these 400bhp+ cars some one should warn them of the extreme power lol :wack:

You didn't see that nasty spoiler and the sticky tape on the rear lights either! :rofl:

:D

 

all of them cars are fook nasty

 

the last one is ok

 

but needs wheels, spoiler, rear lights, seat covers binning :rofl:

... pointless dump valve ...

Blimey, that's something I never thought I'd read on this forum :eek: Glad someone understands, anyway :D

Wouldn't catch me fitting one of those to my car Gio! lol

How about one of these? Comes with FREE Turbo badge ;)

 

 

http://www.badassonline.co.uk/show_product.asp?pid=2743

 

Maybe I'll fit one to my Farrari :rofl:

Even worse than a dump valve is something that imitates one! :rofl:

 

It's a bit like one of those funny little sound boxes that imitates a cow mooing! :rofl:

 

B*gger. I was looking for one of those moooooo things but fell over these instead

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/animal-keyring-lights/index.html

and

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/bullshit-button/index.html

Do you think we can get a smiley like that? "That ain't even bullsh1t - that's just horsesh1t" :rofl:

Claims 480bhp on the Farrari!! Hope thats a typo as well

Got to say though.. that black one has gorgeous paintwork!

Bin-liner window tints....on a 450+bhp Z :bow:

 

not again lol

Bin-liner window tints....on a 450+bhp Z :bow:

 

that rear wiper is parked wrong aswell,should be left

Adds 50bhp though Brian when it's parked like that. Didn't you know?

Adds 50bhp though Brian when it's parked like that. Didn't you know?

:rofl: :rofl: oh yea i forgot